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Today is Friday the 13th..not so scary...Oh wait....here comes my ex- I change my statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-13-2012 11:29
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Watching Friday 13th - a load of awful make-up, on brain-dead 'zombies'. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".
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04-13-2012 11:10
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Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
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04-13-2012 02:09 by seddy90
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I hope you had a better Good Friday than Jesus did.
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04-07-2012 02:21
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I was skeptical at first so I waited to see if the hype was true. And I'll have to say this was a good Friday.......
everybody knows the real good friday is in two weeks 4/20
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04-06-2012 19:56 by killphil
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Ah Friday...my second favorite "F" word!
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04-06-2012 14:47
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May you have a better Good Friday than Jesus had...
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04-06-2012 14:16
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We get MLK Day off but not Good Friday...Dying for a dream trumps dying for our sins!
Happy Sorta Sucks to be the Savior Day...Because it is a farcry of a Good Friday fro him.
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04-06-2012 06:56
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Welp, my facebook wall is full of religion today (Good Friday). This makes me exempt from attending Mass later, right?!?! Pretty sure I've been preached to enough for a day.
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04-06-2012 06:22
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Roses are red violets are blue...it's Friday night and I'm sick of stating the obvious to you
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03-30-2012 18:54 by Radi
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If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.
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03-29-2012 00:07 by Carolynn
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If Friday ever came up missing... than more than likely Monday had something to do with it!
There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday - Friday.
I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed....
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03-21-2012 12:24
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Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...
Thinking about getting the new iPad 23 that comes out today, but might hold off to next Friday and get the iPad 24.
You're so old your idea of going out on a Friday night is taking a walk to the outhouse.
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03-09-2012 19:58
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TGIF - Thank Goose It's Friday
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02-24-2012 19:23
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