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I love Halloween, it is the one day of the year people don't question my sanity.
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10-11-2021 08:13
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Saying "I fell in love with a dictator" is something I will never say in my life.
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10-12-2021 18:10
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I love these commercials showing caring farmers who are concerned over the way they humanely raise chickens. Only to kill them in the end.
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10-17-2021 13:11
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Eat a handful of coffee grounds before seeing the dental hygienist. They love a challenge.
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10-28-2021 09:50
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i love how everyone is like "I'ma take this to the next level" meh most of you could get past level 1-2 in Super Mario Bros.
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12-01-2021 08:56
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I don't know why people see a stutter as being a negative thing. I love people with stutters. It's like they're giving you a drum roll before they start talking.
Don't you love that moment when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide.
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12-15-2021 11:49 by MM
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"Love is finishing each other's sentences” - Jeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell :)
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12-16-2021 17:48 by Huxfinn
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I can hear those folks stuck on that snowed-in, 55 mile stretch of I-95 in northern Virginia: "But we love the seasons!"
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01-04-2022 09:29 by Frosty
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Amy Schneider looks like the love child of Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.
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01-10-2022 20:18 by Fazzy
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I always wondered what it was that he wouldn't do for love, and now we know: he wouldn't get vaccinated.
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01-21-2022 20:15
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Figured out why woman love serial killer documentaries so much. They’re about men who are dedicated, they have a plan, and are full of surprises.
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01-24-2022 04:13
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If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it...
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02-12-2022 10:00 by MM
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God does love gays, but only if they are tops.
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02-20-2022 02:41
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If two people love each other nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat.
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02-25-2022 08:31
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Until my orange messiah says he doesn't like Putin anymore, me and my people will continue to love him and his actions.
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03-04-2022 09:22 by Trump2024
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Expecting truth from corporate media is like expecting love from a prostitute. That’s not why they exist.
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03-18-2022 03:32
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
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03-22-2022 08:49
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People say "love' is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is a lot better.
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03-28-2022 09:17
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I Love octopus. cooked right they are very tasty, Tried to cook one the other night and took me 5 hours. The sucker kept turning off the gas.
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03-29-2022 09:16
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