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Hey,, When I was young I had to Post stuff manually... Barefoot in the snow,,, uphill both ways....... And I was GRATEFULL
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04-07-2012 08:03 by snotty
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I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had $12 in her purse.
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04-06-2012 15:13
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Eskimos have 49 words in their language to describe snow because they have so much of it. In the English language there are over 50 words to describe a moron.
I know it's warm outside and spring is in the air BUT if you haven't worked out this winter, please don't dress like it. I see ladies walking around with half shirts looking like half opened cans of biscuits.
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03-21-2012 17:40 by D. Wright
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rode into town on my horse. not worth it, I had to pick up his poo with a snow shovel and a hefty bag.
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03-14-2012 07:59
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If you can't handle the truth, stop asking tge questions. I'm into fairytales. Come on people, you know Snow White slept with a dwarf before Prince Charming came along!
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02-26-2012 10:51 by zandra
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Driving in snow is alot like going down on a girl...Just go slow and watch out for the a55hole behind you...
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02-20-2012 21:52 by Driving
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*Girl on Facebook* "I need a boyfriend for the winter to keep me warm" ...or you can just buy a coat
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02-19-2012 16:00 by @DonSicks
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i alone am responsible for global warming...i bought a snow mobile this summer, it will never snow again
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02-16-2012 23:15
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Ready for winter to be over because I need to see the sun again and also so I can stop sitting on cold toilet seats.
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02-13-2012 09:22 by flinnie
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one good thing about snow is it covers up the dog poo so your lawn look as good as your neighbors
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02-10-2012 12:30
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We are at DefCon 2. Snow has been forecasted in the area. A whole 1-3 inches. Yes, there is panic.
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02-10-2012 05:10 by flinnie
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when it Snows everyone gives a bit of advice ... 'Don't eat yellow Snow' .... I would further advise to avoid eating BROWN SNOW.
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02-07-2012 02:54
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found out the reason for our mild Winter....Someone removed the duct tape from Al Gores "pie hole!"
that snow I see on the field? No, I guess it's just Madonna's skin cells.
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02-05-2012 20:17
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Forget dude below me and the damn rodent. I'm predicting winter will last until March 20, 2012, at 1:14 A.M. (EDT)
HEY PEOPLE DRIVING IN SNOW, IF TRAFFIC'S REALLY BAD MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE ROAD AND TYPE IN A TWEET ABOUT IT, OK?
snow!! where as..all lawns are created equal
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01-21-2012 13:04
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Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night.
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01-17-2012 22:29
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I just got done cleaning out my pond for the winter and I found pebbles stuck in the filter. Fred and Wilma are going to be devistated. :(
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01-17-2012 21:47
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