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   messageicon I'm watching for anyone complaining about the heat. I will copy your post and save it for winter. Then I WILL paste it to your profile with WHO IS HOT NOW when you are buried snow. OH you know who you are!
←Rate | 07-21-2011 17:48 by shoesan Comments (0)  

   messageicon This year I broke ties with Winter, She was pretty mad and told Summer about me. So our relationship has benn stormy and a little chilly at times.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 10:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My "We had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school" story will be about it taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 06-12-2011 18:02 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon What I hate most about winter is people coming to bed and touching me their ice cold toes. I know you got your sexy on, but for god's sake wear some socks.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 15:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I keep forgetting the rules. When Jesus doesn't show up, is that 6 more weeks of winter?
←Rate | 05-23-2011 12:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Parents, How do you expect kids to listen to you when: Tarzan lives half naked. Cinderella comes back at midnight. Pinocchio lies all the time. Aladdin is the king of thieves. Batman drives at 320km/h. Sleeping beauty is lazy. Snow white sleeps with
←Rate | 04-23-2011 09:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Telling your kids you remember when gas was $.99 is like your Grandparents telling you they remember walking to school in the snow barefooted... Both were a long long time ago & will never happen again...
←Rate | 04-14-2011 09:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon tellin the snow to "GET OF MY LAWNN"
←Rate | 04-06-2011 20:55 by Jamin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Either Mother Nature had one of the best pranks in history for April Fools by saying that we were getting 7 inches of snow today or our weather men are just plain retarded! Either way....well played!
←Rate | 04-01-2011 13:28 by Massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Punxutawney Phil came back out today and wrote a message in the snow. It said, "April Fools!!" Looks like Ground Hog season is starting early this year.. Lock and load!
←Rate | 04-01-2011 12:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Punxutawney Phil came back out today and wrote a message in the snow. It said, "April Fools!!"
←Rate | 04-01-2011 09:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winter: It's like the crazy murderer in a horror movie. Just when you think it's dead, it strikes one last time.
←Rate | 03-28-2011 15:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its almost the time of year when I don't have to worry about leaving footprints in the snow when I'm looking through your window at night.
←Rate | 03-27-2011 10:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So today is officially the first day of Spring! Just think, only a mere 277 more days till Winter arrives again...
←Rate | 03-20-2011 12:52 by Massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In recognition and apprehension for our first day of Spring tomorrow, I say a BIG F.U. to Winter!
←Rate | 03-19-2011 08:14 by digitalevolutiondj DOT COM Comments (0)  

   messageicon The snow is always lighter on the other side of the road
←Rate | 03-07-2011 13:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking...the only one who wants Snow right now is Charlie Sheen...I happen to have a whole driveway full....Winning!!!"
←Rate | 03-06-2011 21:51 by vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon My road rage doubles in winter. Not only does everyone drive like they're 100 years old, but I get even more enraged when I flip someone off and realize I'm wearing mittens. Now I'm pissed and embarassed."
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wish we could be like bears, get all fat eating good food in the fall, hibernate all winter, and be all skinny for summer... Then do it all over again
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:05 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Girls these days are chasing nuts like squirrels before winter.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 21:40 Comments (0)  

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