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I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love'. On the back, 'But I wont do that!'
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10-02-2011 14:42
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Honk if you love Jesus! Text while you drive if you want to meet him!
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01-11-2010 10:28
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I love the way you laugh....mostly because your boobs jiggle when you do :)
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09-25-2010 14:08 by @TeeWuu86
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Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single.
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12-10-2011 11:26 by BEGO
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Its amazing how many bad decisions can be justified or explained away by just saying, "I was drunk" or "I was in love"
Just caught my kids arguing over who loved me more...it would've been sweet but they were pushing each other and saying "you love him more"..."uh uh you love him more"...
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12-03-2010 17:10
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Reading an article that said, "spice up your love life”. One of the suggestions was to make love in a car wash. It's also the perfect way to ruin a church fund raiser.
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04-02-2011 11:43
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Peggy - "Tell me you love me, Al - "I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word."
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09-03-2011 10:33
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I love bacon because I can wrap it around everything. Essentially, it's the duct tape of food.
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07-28-2014 09:30
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Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.”
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07-02-2010 13:48
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LOVE: nature's way of tricking people into reproducing
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08-22-2010 14:44
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Future old age homes are gonna love the nipple rings . so handy to lift them up and change the sheets
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02-19-2012 11:23
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Love your job but don't love your company because you may not know when your company stops loving you.
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04-03-2013 13:04
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I promise to love you for better or until things get worse.
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09-29-2012 14:56 by JMartin
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I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my "before" picture.
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10-17-2010 20:03 by Aaron
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I'm concerned my kids will end up in therapy because I didn't tell everyone on FB how much I love them.
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04-01-2013 21:27
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Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, -Everyone who actually Read it.
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07-16-2012 17:42 by Vitamin N
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Husband gets "I Love You" tattooed on his penis. He goes home to show his wife. His wife says "There you go again trying to put words in my mouth"
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06-24-2010 15:03
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I hate liars, but I love a good bedtime story.
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12-18-2010 10:26 by Esoteric
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Make love, not war.-Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
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02-04-2010 19:56
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