love Funny Status Messages

   I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love'. On the back, 'But I wont do that!'

   Honk if you love Jesus! Text while you drive if you want to meet him!

   I love the way you laugh....mostly because your boobs jiggle when you do :)

   Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single.

   Its amazing how many bad decisions can be justified or explained away by just saying, "I was drunk" or "I was in love"

   Reading an article that said, "spice up your love life”. One of the suggestions was to make love in a car wash. It's also the perfect way to ruin a church fund raiser.

   Just caught my kids arguing over who loved me more...it would've been sweet but they were pushing each other and saying "you love him more"..."uh uh you love him more"...

   Peggy - "Tell me you love me, Al - "I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word."

   I love bacon because I can wrap it around everything. Essentially, it's the duct tape of food.

   Love your job but don't love your company because you may not know when your company stops loving you.

   I promise to love you for better or until things get worse.

   Future old age homes are gonna love the nipple rings . so handy to lift them up and change the sheets

   Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.”

   LOVE: nature's way of tricking people into reproducing

   I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my "before" picture.

   Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, -Everyone who actually Read it.

   I'm concerned my kids will end up in therapy because I didn't tell everyone on FB how much I love them.

   Husband gets "I Love You" tattooed on his penis. He goes home to show his wife. His wife says "There you go again trying to put words in my mouth"

   why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

   I love my lucky rabbit's foot because nothing says good fortune like the severed limb of an adorable, defenseless, woodland creature.