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Has Missouri ever done a tourism ad with the slogan ‘Missouri Loves Company?’ If not, what is even the point of Missouri?
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12-07-2023 09:08 by
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November should have one more day because to me November 31st sounds real. NOT just because I wrote it on a cheque.
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12-06-2023 14:58
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Most problems can be solved with nudity
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12-05-2023 10:07 by
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OK. Who decided to call it an allergist and not an antisneeziologist?
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12-04-2023 20:49
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My wife weighs a ton. She wanted to get her belly button pierced . She got a hitch.
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12-04-2023 15:17 by
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Christmas and Thanksgiving should be at least 6 months apart. It's insane to see these people again so soon. Absurd.
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12-04-2023 05:38 by
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I'm tired of winter! I want to fast-forward to complaining about how hot it is!
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12-03-2023 09:29 by
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My parents have been attending their own personal Ugly Christmas Sweater Party every holiday season since 1984.
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12-02-2023 08:03 by
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I left my heart in San Francisco. Last I heard it was living in Tent City with a pimp named Tiny Johnson.
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12-01-2023 08:57
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing it’s on the house!
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12-01-2023 00:52
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Natalie woods told Robert Wagner, "You haven't got me wet in years", he said, "oh yeah, watch this".
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11-30-2023 19:09 by
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buttcheeks one word or do you have to separate them?
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11-30-2023 08:04
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There 492 billionaires in the United States, and not one of those losers has decided to become Batman
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11-29-2023 10:19 by
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They opened a restaurant on the moon. Great food, but no atmosphere.
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11-28-2023 07:16 by
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If anyone’s wondering what to get me this year all I want for Christmas is summer.
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11-27-2023 17:47
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90% of all electrical vehicles are still on the road today. The other 10% made it all the way home.
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11-27-2023 05:46 by
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Them: What kind of person are you? Me: I'm a place or thing, thank you.
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11-25-2023 18:48 by
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CUNT !
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11-25-2023 12:03 by
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Blunt
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11-24-2023 16:50
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Gobble till you wobble!
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11-22-2023 11:41
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