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   messageicon The Desperado has a Peaceful Easy Feeling in the Hotel California...R.I.P. Glenn
←Rate | 01-18-2016 18:10 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?...Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
←Rate | 02-28-2016 08:23 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I lost my mood ring....I'm not sure how I feel about that.
←Rate | 03-02-2016 05:32 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found out that middle age is were you finally get your head together and then your body starts falling apart
←Rate | 03-19-2016 06:03 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon FREE HARLEY DAVIDSON; When you purchase a tee-shirt for $40.000
←Rate | 03-21-2016 18:19 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon Clinton says "How high do you have to build a wall to keep out the internet?" She's nuts comparing the internet to illegal immigrants. God help us.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 05:24 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon Judging people by their race and sex is wrong, I wish you privileged white males would get that!
←Rate | 04-07-2016 05:45 by MWC Comments (2)  


   messageicon Kidney stones, Hemorrhoids, Syphilis, or President...None I want to feel the Burn
←Rate | 04-09-2016 09:36 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon And if Hillary wins the election it won't be the first time in history that a criminal moves into public housing vacated by a black family.
←Rate | 04-18-2016 20:50 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon They should put Harriet Tubman on the EBT card instead
←Rate | 04-22-2016 15:52 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder, where in the hell are the dream police!
←Rate | 01-07-2018 12:07 by MWC Comments (4)  


   messageicon I went to the doctor because I couldn’t stop listening to Tom Jones. He told me it’s not unusual
←Rate | 01-07-2018 14:37 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon My Grief Counselor died today. He was so good.. I don't even care!
←Rate | 03-06-2024 19:39 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Told my Cat I was going to teach him English today....He looked up and said... Me? How?
←Rate | 03-06-2024 19:42 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking about taking up Meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing.
←Rate | 03-07-2024 16:00 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somebody ripped a page out of my new 2024 calendar! I'm disMayed!
←Rate | 03-08-2024 11:13 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon All my post were removed, because someone took A Fence
←Rate | 03-09-2024 12:58 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got into a debate with a Flat Earther today . He said he would walk to the edge to prove he's right.... I told him he'd come around eventually.
←Rate | 03-11-2024 16:26 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of the 18th floor night club, was not a bouncer.
←Rate | 04-13-2024 04:52 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always thought it was "Blew by you"
←Rate | 04-17-2024 16:35 by MWC Comments (0)  




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