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X Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder, where in the hell are the dream police!
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←Rate | 01-07-2018 12:07 by MWC

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Monday January 8, 2018 @ 12:37 AM

Busy shooting dream unarmed black men.

Monday January 8, 2018 @ 12:44 AM

^^ Why must you continue with that one sided racist lie, d-bag! You're in a permanent dream land called liberal looney tunes.

Monday January 8, 2018 @ 09:50 AM

Because it's true. Obsessed over liberals, are we?

Monday January 8, 2018 @ 12:19 PM

No worse than you over Trump.

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