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Dear Lunchables, I remember when I was a kid I used to love eating you, now that I'm an adult, I realize now that you are just cheese and crackers and are nowhere near a full lunch, wtf was I thinking. Please update your lunchables to feed more than a sma
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02-03-2011 17:10 by Drew
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Dear Lean Cuisine, Your microwave lunches are small. My body does not get 35MPG like most people. I get more like 12MPG with a strong tail wind. Please help. Love, Me
girls are like phones. we love to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!!
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02-02-2011 18:37
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When the I in "I love you" becomes more important than the "you," the word in the middle just fades away.
Everything ██is█████ ████ ████fine ███ █ ████ love. ████ █████ the ███ Egypt ███ ████ government ██
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02-01-2011 07:41
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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02-01-2011 02:00 by Mile
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I love snow it can make the dirtiest ghetto look clean.
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01-31-2011 19:28 by Will
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I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
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01-31-2011 18:02 by Will
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Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall.
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01-31-2011 09:21
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Someone give Bruno Mars a grenade and pull the pin. I'm getting sick of that song. She dosen't love you, I don't wanna hear about how your stalking her.
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01-29-2011 23:26 by ff1241
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s Akon 2006 "I wanna f**k you" .. Akon 2008 " I wanna make love right now na na na" .. Akon 2010 "I just had sex!" .. poor guy waited 4 years!
I love getting voicemails from my grandma. They usually consist of a pause, then "I don't think he's home."
Don't you just love nature? Dispite what it did to your face.
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01-28-2011 10:29 by Will
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BAD NEWS: I've never been in love. GOOD NEWS: I've never been in Courtney Love.
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01-27-2011 03:12 by ~heZz~
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I spread you before I eat you, I use my tounge to get you off, sometimes I lick your nuts.....mmmmm I love peanut butter
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01-26-2011 23:36 by Skittles
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Love is like wildflowers; It's often found in the most unlikely places, take the brothel for instance.
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01-26-2011 19:51
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3 ways to die early. smoking = 5 years early. alcohol = 10 years early. loving someone who doesn't love you = you die daily.
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01-26-2011 09:27
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Love,Live,Exist and be loyal. The rest is a piece of cake. You only live once so live your life right
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01-25-2011 20:58 by jakoo
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Would just love to punch someone in the Kidneys but apparently society frowns upon that
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01-24-2011 23:55 by Rachael
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I love it when people call me at 3 AM. "Hey, are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving."
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01-24-2011 16:05
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