love Funny Status Messages

   i love updating my status while dri

   Love is when two intelligent minds come together and become dumb.

   Im the kinda human wreckage that you love

   A life without love is like a year without summer.

   My sons love dressing up as Wardens and playing prison, their Grandma was shocked when she found out I had built them a miniature electric chair for Christmas....

   Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter. Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... That's the Irish for You!

   When people tell other couples that they aren't in love, makes me laugh. love is a word you define yourself, don't let a dictionary definition express the way you feel - Brandon Markovich

   I love bourbon and bourbon loves me. It's the most functional relationship I ever had in my life.

   There's always somebody else out there that will love you, but not if you're ugly.

   I fell in love with a female electrician. …She was a real live wire and I took her ohm with me.

   Whenever I watch TV and see those poor, starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

   If you love God you are deeply religious, If you love Islam, you are a radical.

   I just love some of the things men say to get us into bed"Baby I'll only put it in for one minute!"What am I?!?!A fricken microwave!?!!!

   "Ok, so we're both illiterate. I can't spell love and you can't read it."

   I love when I post a status and someone copy's and pastes its and I get 4 thousand likes and they get two.

   My love for bacon is kinda like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in ツ

   The only person you should believe when they tell you they love you is your dog and weed.

   The slower the kiss, the easier for love to slip through.

   I love when people comment on my winter weather from warm climates... "It's 80 here" and your inside on the Internet? Losers always lose

   I'd do anything for love... except get married.