love Funny Status Messages

   Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or how to minus hate. But it gives us every reason to hope that "every problem has a solution.

   I absolutetly love drinking water... too bad they don't mention the ingredients on the bottle I'd like to make some at home...

   I Love the taste of you first thing in the morning. Me *talking to my coffee

   I love it when I drop my iPod and my headphones save it's life!

   Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them German, Because life is also terrifying and confusing.

   WANTED: A single girl who can cook, love and has a good Job. Must have a house and a car. Please send me pictures of your HOUSE and CAR.

   Most people on their 16th Birthday get a car, I got an inflatable dinosaur costume and not gonna lie, I'm in love.

   Love it!!! Autocorrect in 2016 still has not yet figured out how much I swear and how rarely I talk about ducks.

   If you love something set it free, if it comes back set it free again because nobody else loved it either

   sometimes I think love is like bigfoot......other people claim they have seen it & experienced it but I don't think I ever will

   Every time I say "I love you too", I'm thinking about the band so, technically not a lie.

   People say "love' is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is better.

   And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

   Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night.

   You never forget your first love. No matter how hard you try.

   I gave that pitch vibrato. Pitches love vibrato.

   I love honeymoon but without the marriage.

   You haven't visited my farm on Facebook. Don't you love me anymore? - Crazy Girlfriend

   I have googled "does my dog really love me" more than twice

   It's a damn shame that all the people who avoid me can't just come to terms with being in love with me.