Monday Funny Status Messages

   I'm pretty sure God created only 6 days, Monday was definitely made by Satan.

   The search for Friday night is followed much too quickly by the discovery of Monday morning.

   You guys mind if I get this out of the way a little early? Thanks. Dear Monday, I hate you.

   Screw Daylight Savings Time. Losing an hour on the weekend means we're one hour closer to Monday. Dammit.

   Sorry Monday...I'm just not that into you.

   Wednesday is the new Monday and Thursday is the new Hump Day.

   Apparently it's Monday today and it's sunny outside. Thanks everyone for that invaluable piece of information

   Wednesday a blood relative of Monday!

   so ready for that all important holiday coming up, don't forget monday is the presidents day mattress sale

   Monday's should start at Noon because I can't get motivated to do anything till at least 12:30 or so on Monday's as it is.

   Monday must be male. It always comes too fast.

   I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

   doesn't think that it was ever Benjamin Franklin's intention for us to give up an hour on a Saturday night... What's wrong with giving up the hour on Monday?

   Monday has been calling me and just breathing heavily into the phone until I hang up...

   'cyber' Monday is awesome I got like 3 dates lined up....also I think there was a sale online

   Tough Monday today so I consulted my spirit guide. He led me right to the Vodka. Total Mind Reader!!!

   if you listen very carefully you can hear Monday sharpen her claws in the distance

   It's Friday, Yay the weekends here...<BLINK> Monday? WTF?

   Monday came in like a lion and went out like a little b!tch.

   Poverty is not being able to participate in Black Friday because you don't get paid until Monday.