trump Funny Status Messages

   And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight… A Merry Trumpness to All, and to All a Trump Night!

   The population of the USA 323.1 million, CNN Fake News watchers 1.72 million. 99% stand with Trump, unless you’re an idiot.

   Rosie O’Donnell Announced she would not be wearing Ivanka Trump clothing brand. Don’t worry Rosie. They don’t come in your size anyways.

   You can’t say that President Trump hasn’t Tweeted you well.

   President Trump has golden hair like the Golden Child of mythic olden tales. Like, everything that he touches turns to gold. #GoldenPOTUS

   I am fully prepared to replace Donald Trump with the guy who says dilly dilly in the beer commercials

   BREAKING: NINTH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS OVERTURNS TRUMP'S TURKEY PARDONS.

   After the Lavar Ball incidence, I now understand why Trump hates blacks.

   Trump dies one good deed and he wants an Oscar for his performance. Whatever happened to staying humble?

   Trump is telling 59,000 Haitians, currently living legally in the United States, to self-deport. Whats even more mind boggling is you people see nothing wrong with that? Why is he on a mission to target blacks???

   Before you open your mouth about Trump, try to understand. No One Likes You.

   White house report: Trump to pardon himself this week........ oh ! My mistake, it's a real turkey to be pardon.

   This Thanksgiving, comedians, especially Alec Baldwin, should give thanks for Trump.

   Donald Trump drinks water the same way squirrels eat nutz.

   I bet you Trump pronounces the country 'Niger' with an extra "g" in the middle.

   I lived through Obama. You'll live through Trump.

   Trump just told the prime minister of Japan why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the N. Korea missiles. This is better than any reality show, LOL!

   Donna Brazille and Fauxcahontas both confirm Crooked Hillary rigged the DNC to win the nomination yet still lost the election. President Trump was right again. Dummy-crats still stupefied.

   Over here is just as empty as Ivanka Trump women's empowerment speech in Tokyo.

   Trump: " I prefer Coca-Cola " MSNBC: " Trump declares war on the whole Pepsi generation "