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X is pondering on incoherent thoughts that pertain to this abstract dilemma
X had a handle on life but it broke
X is fresh out of witty sarcasm
X is now available without a prescription
X is "now available in all stores. Side effects include: unusual bleeding or bruising, nausea and death."
X is [censored]
X is sick and tired of always being sick and tired!
X is melting in your mouth not in your hands
X knew the aliens would let him go sometime.
X is the epitome of excellence.
X Used To Be Schizophrenic? But They're OK Now.
X is walking on sunshine.
X is "so adjective, he verbs nouns"
X is Scientifically proven not to induce insanity in chimpanzees
X is Never expecting the unexpected making the unexpected the expected
X is "going to snap, crackle, and pop your neck"
X is Training for the next Olympic games
X is ENGAGED!! ..........in a good cause
X has just bought another load of laundry at Kohl's..
X is wondering why x is referring to x self in 3rd person