Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is pondering on incoherent thoughts that pertain to this abstract dilemma

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X had a handle on life but it broke

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X is fresh out of witty sarcasm

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X is now available without a prescription

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X is "now available in all stores. Side effects include: unusual bleeding or bruising, nausea and death."

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X is [censored]

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X is sick and tired of always being sick and tired!

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X is melting in your mouth not in your hands

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X knew the aliens would let him go sometime.

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X is the epitome of excellence.

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X Used To Be Schizophrenic? But They're OK Now.

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X is walking on sunshine.

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X is "so adjective, he verbs nouns"

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X is Scientifically proven not to induce insanity in chimpanzees

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X is Never expecting the unexpected making the unexpected the expected

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X is "going to snap, crackle, and pop your neck"

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X is Training for the next Olympic games

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X is ENGAGED!! ..........in a good cause

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X has just bought another load of laundry at Kohl's..

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X is wondering why x is referring to x self in 3rd person

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