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X is "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-28-2008 23:53


X is running out of places to hide the bodies...
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-29-2008 04:20


X is in a PBS world with a MTV mind
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-30-2008 07:43


X says ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-30-2008 11:51


X is swimming in Alaska
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-30-2008 19:26


X is "thinking life's allot like super Mario bros, gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess"
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-01-2008 04:44 by Bmc


X is making a punch bowl of roofie colada panty removal juice!
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-01-2008 19:11 by Alancphotography


X is running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:06


X says "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:07


X says Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:08


X is "gonna get rich, or die trying"
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:08


X is "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:09


X is Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:10


X is fresh out of batteries but still making noise
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:11


X is listening to her inner voices..and they don't like you
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-04-2008 05:26


X is playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-06-2008 21:26


X says """remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-06-2008 21:27 by Masis


X is the shiznit
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-06-2008 21:37


X is "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-07-2008 22:30


X is faking the smile with the coffee to go
<--Rate | Submitted: 05-08-2008 02:51 by Chica





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