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X is "now available in all stores. Side effects include: unusual bleeding or bruising, nausea and death."

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-09-2008 00:16 Comments (0)

X is [censored]

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-09-2008 22:04 Comments (0)

X is sick and tired of always being sick and tired!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-10-2008 02:14 Comments (0)

X is melting in your mouth not in your hands

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-10-2008 16:40 Comments (0)

X knew the aliens would let him go sometime.

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-10-2008 17:40 Comments (0)

X is the epitome of excellence.

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-14-2008 09:14 by Tabetha Deaton Comments (0)

X Used To Be Schizophrenic? But They're OK Now.

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-17-2008 06:43 by Ade Comments (0)

X is walking on sunshine.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-18-2008 20:13 Comments (0)

X is protruding from this world like an oddly shaped mountain.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-20-2008 06:33 Comments (0)

X is "so adjective, he verbs nouns"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-20-2008 10:56 Comments (0)

X is Scientifically proven not to induce insanity in chimpanzees

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-20-2008 11:23 by Hugh Fisher Comments (0)

X is Never expecting the unexpected making the unexpected the expected

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-20-2008 23:52 by Kimmy Comments (0)

X is "going to snap, crackle, and pop your neck"

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-22-2008 14:28 Comments (0)

X is Training for the next Olympic games

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-22-2008 14:54 Comments (0)

X is ENGAGED!! ..........in a good cause

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-22-2008 16:01 Comments (0)

X has just bought another load of laundry at Kohl's..

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-22-2008 16:01 Comments (0)

X is wondering why x is referring to x self in 3rd person

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-22-2008 20:58 Comments (0)

X is still sore from dropping the soap

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-24-2008 21:42 Comments (0)

X is not suitable for children!!!!!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-24-2008 21:52 Comments (1)

X is swimming like a sperm with a purpose!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-24-2008 21:56 Comments (0)

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