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X is
"the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."
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Submitted: 04-28-2008 23:53
X is
running out of places to hide the bodies...
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Submitted: 04-29-2008 04:20
X is
in a PBS world with a MTV mind
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Submitted: 04-30-2008 07:43
X says
..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...
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Submitted: 04-30-2008 11:51
X is
swimming in Alaska
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Submitted: 04-30-2008 19:26
X is
"thinking life's allot like super Mario bros, gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess"
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Submitted: 05-01-2008 04:44 by Bmc
X is
making a punch bowl of roofie colada panty removal juice!
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Submitted: 05-01-2008 19:11 by Alancphotography
X is
running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!
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Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:06
X says
"Too many freaks, not enough circuses"
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Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:07
X says
Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself
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Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:08
X is
"gonna get rich, or die trying"
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Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:08
X is
"Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"
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Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:09
X is
Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!
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Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:10
X is
fresh out of batteries but still making noise
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Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:11
X is
listening to her inner voices..and they don't like you
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Submitted: 05-04-2008 05:26
X is
playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol
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Submitted: 05-06-2008 21:26
X says
"""remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""
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Submitted: 05-06-2008 21:27 by Masis
X is
the shiznit
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Submitted: 05-06-2008 21:37
X is
"liking the sun, and the letter in between it"
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Submitted: 05-07-2008 22:30
X is
faking the smile with the coffee to go
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Submitted: 05-08-2008 02:51 by Chica
