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X says eat, drink and make merry coz tomorrow we may diet.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-10-2009 23:32 Comments (0)

X says You can get a porn star, you can get a stripper. But I know the difference , one is quicker on the zipper

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-10-2009 23:50 by Technobase@Live.com Comments (0)

X is in a personal vacation inside my head

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 00:08 Comments (0)

X says if I stand on my tip-toes, I can see the weekend from here!

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 00:34 Comments (0)

X is I dont mind using the male Pill contraceptive. As long as it wont tamper will my Elephantiasis orgasm........

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 02:36 Comments (0)

X is Going to walmart with some friends of mine. Thats the best place to play hide-n-seek.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 02:45 Comments (0)

X ..is sleeping naked. I just wish that stewardess would go away. I don't care if there are children on this plane!

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 05:09 by lemonpillow Comments (0)

X Whats the difference between a wife and a prostitute? One's on contract,the other's pay-as-you-go.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 05:11 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)

X is planning to hire a singing fat lady and take her to work, just in case someone says his tasks ain't over yet

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 07:39 by S Comments (0)

X thinks that We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 08:48 by Juanita Bothma Comments (0)

X says Leave Me Alone! I Am Not Being Rude, It's Just That You Are Insignificant

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 08:51 by Juanita Bothma Comments (0)

X says that people think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 08:51 by Juanita Bothma Comments (0)

X says dont waste ur breth on me sweetie, ull have2 blow up ur date later.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 08:54 by Juanita Bothma/Die mooiste Comments (0)

X says God Bless the Vets

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 10:18 Comments (0)

X was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 13:05 by Samir Momin Comments (0)

X On Saturday night the House narrowly passed the healthcare bill. They say the reason it passed was because Nancy Pelosi didn't blink. But she hasn't blinked since what, 1982?

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 13:31 Comments (0)

X is Wonders who the first idiot was that tried out a Shark proof suit?

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 13:54 Comments (0)

X has to work because the kids need new leg irons.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 16:43 by Middletits Comments (0)

X is Single and ready for Rumble!

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 16:44 Comments (0)

X is going to The Regal Beagle tonight with Janet and Chrissy. Larry will meet us later. When we get together, shenanigans will soon follow.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-11-2009 16:45 by Middletits Comments (0)

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