Funny Status Message #187588

X says All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself enough.
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# 29738 Hey, candy bar companies: My bite size far exceeds your pathetic estimates.
# 169549 I also think it's adorable how their putting jokes on the sides of snacks now. .. Like listen to this one, ,,"serving size 3 cookies "
# 40773 I hate it when elderly women try to trick you. Like when they make chocolate chip cookies, and you take a bite only to notice it's filled with raisins and not chocolate chips! EVIL I tell you ...those cheapskates!

←Rate | 07-18-2018 07:25

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