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   messageicon My girlfriend came in while I was watching the football highlights she said, "Awww, is this the Paralympics?" I said, "No, it's Dallas Cowboys."
←Rate | 08-23-2012 23:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If swimming would just add one shark, I would watch it more than football.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (1)  

   messageicon "Can't You Just Let Me Watch The Damn Football Game?" ~~ the Working Title of my new Childrens book, probably....
←Rate | 08-01-2012 01:08 by Slickpony Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Can't You Just Let Me Watch The Damn Football Game?" – the Working Title of my new Childrens book
←Rate | 07-27-2012 07:54 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon The NCAA should allow Penn State to continue playing football, but their scores shouldn't be reported for 15 years.
←Rate | 07-22-2012 12:47 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Woman's Football League would only be interesting to me if its raining and the uniform are white.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 19:42 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now that the Euro2012 football has finished , I wonder how many husbands will go back to their wives only to find that they have been replaced by `Mr Christian Grey` and something that requires batteries ?!!!
←Rate | 07-03-2012 03:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I imagine hell to be a room full of drunk guys wanting to tell you about their fantasy football team...
←Rate | 06-29-2012 12:52 by TyKoSteamboat Comments (0)  

   messageicon does fantasizing about the cheerleaders count as "fantasy football"?
←Rate | 06-24-2012 01:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white
←Rate | 06-23-2012 15:10 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon While playing football with friends: Fat guy = goalkeeper.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 13:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon I miss Sunday afternoon football. The people living in this house keep trying to speak to me.
←Rate | 03-11-2012 16:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is worse than the day my brothers broke my nose with their stupid football. RIP Davy- Marsha B
←Rate | 02-29-2012 20:11 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever
←Rate | 02-17-2012 18:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Looks like Madonna and I have something in common...Neither of us have ever sung at the Superbowl
←Rate | 02-11-2012 01:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thank god there wasn't a wardrobe malfunction at this year's Superbowl.
←Rate | 02-06-2012 05:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Betty white to preform at next yrs Superbowl ...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 23:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's pretty sad when the highlight of a three hour football game is out staged by a red m&m."
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:40 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since the Superbowl likes to promote has-been artists, I take it we'll be seeing Justin Bieber in next year's half time show
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Book of ELI, was opened in the Fourth Quarter of the SuperBowl!!!!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:47 by jitney Comments (0)  

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