Exercise Funny Status Messages

   The nutritional facts on a box should just tell you the amount of exercise needed to burn off what you're about to eat.

   The secrets of staying young is to live honestly, eat healthy, and exercise or simply lie like hell about your age.

   loves infomercials, but claiming that a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.

   I am starting my diet and exercise program next Monday – I am tired of looking like I ATE four children instead of like I HAVE four children…

   Exercise programme: Take one Weetabix. Take an Aero chocolate bar.Crumble the Aero over the Weetabix. Voila. Aerobix.

   getting enough exercise pushing her limits