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X is selling his soul for a bag of skittles
X is diagonally parked in a parallel universe
X is totally voting for Pedro
X is Feeding your dog Chocolate
X is "happy and you know it, so clap your hands!"
X is lovin' it
X was not smarter than a 5th grader :(
X says "Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."
X is living vicariously through herself.
X is pretending to water the fake plants
X is mad because the government stole my Weapon of Mass Destruction
X thought he had a good tan... until he took a shower!
X is in your boyfriends extended network.
X is LOVING CAPS LOCK
X figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.
X is textually active
X is bartending at the Betty Ford Clinic
X is silently judging you.
X says "if your a Vin Diesel fan, in all fairness you should not be reading his status. You should be home coloring."
X is out of her mind and have gone to look for it.