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X is living the life
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-17-2008 20:06


X is cute but psycho..things even out
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-23-2008 05:17


X is pretty fly for a white guy
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-18-2008 09:22 by Fsujulia


X is Mclovin' it.
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-19-2008 09:53 by Shir Decker


X is what Willis was talking about...
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-19-2008 09:54 by Shir Decker


X is "the center of attention, even when he's up against the wall"
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-19-2008 09:58 by Shir Decker


X is legally insane
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-23-2008 05:19


X is totally gonna take over the world one day >=D
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-23-2008 13:52 by Anni


X is illegally insane
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-23-2008 13:53


X is "wondering how far life will take her, as her world lingers on the edge of hope and despair"
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-23-2008 13:53 by Anni


X is "not depressed, just bored"
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-23-2008 13:57 by Anni


X is talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-23-2008 19:29


X is playing in the street :)
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-25-2008 21:57 by Kelly


X is radiating a glow of pure awesomeness
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-26-2008 07:03 by Jessica


X is "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-26-2008 10:35


X is taking her my space...and going home
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-26-2008 10:41


X is an expert on padded cells
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-27-2008 21:09 by Vicki Dc


X is getting enough exercise pushing her limits
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-27-2008 23:38 by Vicki Dc


X is making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-28-2008 16:00


X is a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-28-2008 23:50





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