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X was not smarter than a 5th grader :(

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<--Rate | Submitted: 06-19-2008 20:37 Comments (0)

X says "Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-29-2008 22:35 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)

X is living vicariously through herself.

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-30-2008 17:51 Comments (0)

X is pretending to water the fake plants

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-31-2008 16:00 Comments (0)

X is mad because the government stole my Weapon of Mass Destruction

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-31-2008 18:37 by Manda Comments (0)

X thought he had a good tan... until he took a shower!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 07-31-2008 21:21 by Andrew Comments (0)

X is in your boyfriends extended network.

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-01-2008 01:28 by Tinyindigostar Comments (0)

X is chillin with chuck Norris for the evening!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-03-2008 00:12 Comments (0)

X is LOVING CAPS LOCK

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-03-2008 14:49 Comments (0)

X figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-06-2008 06:59 by George Comments (2)

X is textually active

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-06-2008 12:24 Comments (0)

X is bartending at the Betty Ford Clinic

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-06-2008 17:00 Comments (0)

X is silently judging you.

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-06-2008 17:00 Comments (0)

X says "if your a Vin Diesel fan, in all fairness you should not be reading his status. You should be home coloring."

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-07-2008 06:50 by George Comments (0)

X is out of her mind and have gone to look for it.

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-07-2008 09:29 Comments (0)

X is pondering on incoherent thoughts that pertain to this abstract dilemma

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-08-2008 00:20 Comments (0)

X is wondering how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-08-2008 00:22 by Talon Comments (0)

X had a handle on life but it broke

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-08-2008 07:15 Comments (0)

X is fresh out of witty sarcasm

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<--Rate | Submitted: 08-08-2008 17:39 by Ingrid Comments (0)

X is now available without a prescription

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-09-2008 00:10 Comments (0)

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