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X is
living the life
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Submitted: 04-17-2008 20:06
X is
cute but psycho..things even out
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Submitted: 04-23-2008 05:17
X is
pretty fly for a white guy
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Submitted: 04-18-2008 09:22 by Fsujulia
X is
Mclovin' it.
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Submitted: 04-19-2008 09:53 by Shir Decker
X is
what Willis was talking about...
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Submitted: 04-19-2008 09:54 by Shir Decker
X is
"the center of attention, even when he's up against the wall"
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Submitted: 04-19-2008 09:58 by Shir Decker
X is
legally insane
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Submitted: 04-23-2008 05:19
X is
totally gonna take over the world one day >=D
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Submitted: 04-23-2008 13:52 by Anni
X is
illegally insane
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Submitted: 04-23-2008 13:53
X is
"wondering how far life will take her, as her world lingers on the edge of hope and despair"
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Submitted: 04-23-2008 13:53 by Anni
X is
"not depressed, just bored"
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Submitted: 04-23-2008 13:57 by Anni
X is
talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you
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Submitted: 04-23-2008 19:29
X is
playing in the street :)
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Submitted: 04-25-2008 21:57 by Kelly
X is
radiating a glow of pure awesomeness
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Submitted: 04-26-2008 07:03 by Jessica
X is
"busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"
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Submitted: 04-26-2008 10:35
X is
taking her my space...and going home
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Submitted: 04-26-2008 10:41
X is
an expert on padded cells
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Submitted: 04-27-2008 21:09 by Vicki Dc
X is
getting enough exercise pushing her limits
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Submitted: 04-27-2008 23:38 by Vicki Dc
X is
making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose
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Submitted: 04-28-2008 16:00
X is
a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!
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Submitted: 04-28-2008 23:50
