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   messageicon My kids’ right to survive a day at school outweighs your right to own any kind of gun you want. It just does.
←Rate | 02-18-2018 16:52 by @svaldez178 Comments (0)  

   messageicon As a Republican, you can have my gun, bullets first...
←Rate | 02-18-2018 16:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think the first step to good gun control is to keep guns out of the hands of Republicans.
←Rate | 02-18-2018 16:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if Melania knows there are better old, rich, faithful guys out there.
←Rate | 02-18-2018 13:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The time America was great was when we hated Russia. Just saying....
←Rate | 02-18-2018 11:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump is innocent, why won’t he implement Russian sanctions? They must have something really big on him.
←Rate | 02-18-2018 10:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Once the authorities say the crime committed was drug, gang, or my feeling are still hurt because of slavery over 100 years ago related that code for, “It’s a black male.” However for some reason you’ll never hear about it in the media.
←Rate | 02-18-2018 08:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Scotty, don't beam me up yet. I am taking a dump.
←Rate | 02-18-2018 03:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon George Washington lied to his father when he ask him who chopped down the cherry tree. George said "popeye did it" :-)
←Rate | 02-18-2018 00:24 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon If running on a treadmill was only way to Recharge our phones, we would be the healthiest people on the planet
←Rate | 02-17-2018 21:17 Comments (2)  

   messageicon I think the first step to good gun control is to keep guns out of the hands of Democrats.
←Rate | 02-17-2018 19:35 Comments (4)  

   messageicon You can take my guns away from me over your cold dead children!
←Rate | 02-17-2018 18:41 Comments (4)  

   messageicon Melania files for divorce. Awesome!
←Rate | 02-17-2018 16:03 Comments (3)  

   messageicon What's with this guns love? Is life so hard, people really need to shoot someone that bad?
←Rate | 02-17-2018 15:41 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I just saved a$1,375.00 on my Visa card by not going to Disney World .
←Rate | 02-17-2018 15:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today’s hairstyle at Walmart is called, “And I didn’t brush my teeth either.”
←Rate | 02-17-2018 14:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Phycho: All the pieces of my plan to do a mass shooting are in place. Now, if I can just get a gun. AmmoSexual: Say no more. I'll just say you stole it from me.
←Rate | 02-17-2018 12:33 Comments (1)  

   messageicon The world should be run by dogs and Canadians
←Rate | 02-17-2018 12:00 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I would have joined the NRA, but I just remembered that I know how to find the clitoris
←Rate | 02-17-2018 11:40 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Did you know that if you light a candle during a full moon and say the name of the person you love three times you will look very stupid doing that.
←Rate | 02-17-2018 09:14 Comments (1)  


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