l33t Funny Status Messages

   With great power comes a great electric bill

   OK, I'm not sure what button I hit on Facebook's privacy settings, but I just found Mark Zuckerberg in my home going through my photo albums

   Baby, I didn't mean it like that... Everybody knows Ho is short for Honey

   I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.

   The new version of Pac-Man is so awesome, it comes with a search engine built into it

   I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.

   Also, when asked by police if you have any weapons or drugs, never say "Why? What do you need?"

   My maths teacher asked me what comes after 69? Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer,

   ...and then the doctor slapped my little bottom and handed me to her. - How I Met My Mother

   There are female hormones in beer. You gain weight, talk too much and can't drive.

   I hope Gryffindor wins the World Cup.

   Remember Jesus died for our sins, so if you aren't sinning, he died in vain.

   Two girls, one cup.........The Williams sisters at Wimbledon.

   My life is based on a true story.

   The Royal Wedding: it's like a Steve Jobs Keynote, but for girls...