love Funny Status Messages

   Love corn mazes because they're a festive way to feel like you might never escape the hellish walls you're surrounded by.

   All you need is love. But a little booze now and then doesn't hurt.

   I'm 99.9999% sure you're not in love with me, but it's that 0.0001% that gives me hope and keeps me holding on.

   S.I.N.G.L.E = Sometimes It's Not Good to Love Everybody

   predicting to go another year without love... as long as I have apple juice I'm good though.

   I just love waking up in the middle of the night, to find I still have hours to sleep before I have to be at work!!!

   Piglets are so cute. I love it how we eat them when they get fat and ugly.

   I love getting fresh clean underwear out of the dryer....I just wish I knew who they belong to!

   When a couple is so much in love, they are called LOVE BIRDS. When a couple always argues and fight, they are called ANGRY BIRDS.

   Rihanna "Fell in love in a hopeless place". Must have been in Greece.

   People now a days throw the word love around like its a goddamn frisbee! How are you going to start dating someone and 4 days later post how much you love them? B!tch you dont even know them!

   Great love makes us capable of great courage. Like getting married & giving someone half your sh*t.

   "Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets, just love." sounds a lot better than "let's do it tonight, don't even think about how this will affect our lives later, just sex"

   Whoever said, "love conquers all" obviously wasn't very good with a gun.

   Making love is just a fancy way of saying missionary.

   If you love someone set them free; if she comes back it means she doesn't have confidence and turn her off again.

   My mom always told me alcohol was the enemy, the bible says Love your enemy. Case Closed

   The police showed up and used technical terms like "Stalker" and "PPO" when I thought I was leaving a "Love Note"

   I'd tell you to kiss my @ss but you'd probably fall in love with it and stalk me.

   You better believe it's true love, if first thing I want to do in morning is kiss you without waiting for you brush your teeth.