love Funny Status Messages

   Making love is just a fancy way of saying missionary.

   If you love someone set them free; if she comes back it means she doesn't have confidence and turn her off again.

   My mom always told me alcohol was the enemy, the bible says Love your enemy. Case Closed

   The police showed up and used technical terms like "Stalker" and "PPO" when I thought I was leaving a "Love Note"

   I'd tell you to kiss my @ss but you'd probably fall in love with it and stalk me.

   You better believe it's true love, if first thing I want to do in morning is kiss you without waiting for you brush your teeth.

   People who always say "love is blind" need to be reminded that Stevie Wonder is divorcing his wife.

   Sometimes I screw up intentionally just so I can say, “You were right dear” B itches love hearing “You were right dear”

   Only those who dare to fall in love will grow a lot wiser.

   Never forget to love your family.. because when everyone is in and out of your life, family is always there

   love just isn't enough to keep two people together. You need money too to finance that shingding.

   If you love someone, screw their brains out on a daily basis, and letting them go will never become an issue.

   "Rawr" does NOT mean "I love you" in dinosaur. You ever seen Jurassic Park? It means, I'm going to eat you

   Love is not only for lovers, it is also felt by friends who understand each other more than lovers.

   How much does it cost these days to make someone love you?

   boy, the day flys by when you do something you love. Like sleep till Noon...

   It gives me collywobbles to admit this but most of what I post is purely flibbertigibbet. It's not that I think you to be a gobemouche, i'm just a pettifogger and a slangwanger. I'm not a snollygoster, I just love to bloviate. Thanks for understanding!

   there are so many people I would love to tell off... if only I never had to see them again

   Children need a lot of love & understanding but men need even more.

   There's gratification and then there's "I love not responding to you on facebook chat" gratification.