love Funny Status Messages

   If there is no element of madness, then its not love.

   One day, I would love to visit the state of JOEgia.

   It's Valentine's Day so I'm spending time with my true love...yes I'm in the garage.

   There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed

   "I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!" - Pumpkin

   My 10 yr old was hugging the cat, & whispering to him "I love you so much that you're the 2nd most loved thing in my life." Aww, I thought, she's still mama's little girl. Then she finished her whisper with "But spaghetti is my favorite thing."

   Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?

   We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and facebook can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. Orson Welles

   Halloween. A kid comes to the door with a sign”I love ceilings” What are you? A Ceiling Fan. Gave him all the candy.

   I love when you look into someone's eyes and you can just see their face light up because they are some sort of cyborg with face lighting.

   Love Facebook's feature that not only helps you to get more things done, it give you more time to hangout with friend's and be more social, which you can find it under settings then scrolling down to where it says Log out. Try it, it works!

   Ruby can finally take her love to town... guilt free.

   I love that ordering delivery now feels like helping the country & rebuilding the economy whereas before it just felt lazy & financially irresponsible. #WednesdayThoughts #SaferAtHome

   Anyone else feel the love in here?

   The Patriots are going to the Super Bowl? Who doesn’t love a good overdog story?

   My love life is terrible. The last woman I was inside of was the statue of liberty.

   Stop checking my Status , Go and love your GF

   School gets out at 2:15 pm so if you don't get in the pickup line by 1:00 you don't love your kid.

   "From Russia with Love." -Donald Trump's New Campaign Slogan

   The only thing more romantic than true love is getting hit by a train.