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The first step to causing drama is making sure you tell everyone you hate drama.
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10-22-2017 08:20 by
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When I was young I took drugs to blow my mind. Now I take drugs not to lose it.
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01-08-2018 09:33
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Musical Electric Chairs. For death row inmates. Lets make it fun and televise it. . .
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01-09-2018 19:15 by
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Big moment here: I just finished building that gingerbread house for the holidays.
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01-16-2018 21:52
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World population :7,618,921,693. .... Just in case someone starts feeling too important
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01-17-2018 03:24
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My wife and I got one of those board games for couples to spice things up. It quickly turned into a game of Sorry, which led to me playing a game of Uno
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01-18-2018 04:37
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Burned almost a thousand calories with the treadmill today. Moved it into the basement, that sucker is heavy!
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01-20-2018 14:59
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One day you'll just be a memory. So make it a good one.
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01-22-2018 21:16 by
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Scientist have now cloned monkeys. Next on the Primate ladder before they reach humans- Politicians.
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01-25-2018 19:42 by
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I hate brushing teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment
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02-01-2018 03:51
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They call it a "selfie" because a "narcissitie" is too hard to pronounce
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02-09-2018 10:21
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Her: Just relax and be yourself. Me: No, you're going to have to pick one or the other.
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02-24-2018 07:15
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I may be delusional, but I am facing it realistically
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02-26-2018 14:42
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Insanity is not doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. That's called practice.
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03-10-2018 09:38
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How did human beings express empathy before the phrase "that sucks" was coined?
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03-13-2018 02:34
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If you find a snake skin somewhere, it means the snake shed it to grow bigger. Same principle if you find candy wrappers in my trash
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03-24-2018 10:31
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Do dogs in Mexico speak Espaniel?
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03-29-2018 08:35
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We will always have that special 5 minutes before I started creeping you out.
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04-09-2018 02:25 by
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Our dog just winked at me, and now I am trying to figure out what secret we are keeping from the rest of the family.
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04-09-2018 11:46
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A hacker has deleted Despacito from YouTube. The world is a slightly better place.
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04-10-2018 13:37
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