love Funny Status Messages

   Whenever someone tells me & a friend to "get a room," we DO get a room, make tender love & send Mr. or Mrs. Jerkface a thank you note.

   I love it when a beautiful woman is also intelligent. Makes spanking her ass bright red that much more rewarding for both of us.

   today is 4-20! ...like I had to tell you... sit back .relax. and show some love :)

   Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

   It's easier to wear the buckle than it is to ride the bull, I have no fear about slapping my girl on the ass and calling her by the wrong name just to see how long I can hang on. Gota love rodeo sex!

   can't help falling in love with you... maybe electroshock therapy will do the trick...

   His 'holiness'?? It seems Catholics have more love and respect for the Pope than they do for Jesus.

   I love cooking with wine. Sometimes,i'll even put it in my food.

   Gotta love Ben & Jerry's and their unique ice cream flavors. But their latest flavor, "Schweddy Balls", is leaving a bad taste in some conservative moms' mouths.

   hold tight to your most precious joys; make memories, laugh a lot, love more, give & accept lots of hugs because it could all be gone in the blink of an eye

   I love spending money as much as my government does.

   I am just a boy standing in front of the internet, asking it to love him.

   If love had a smell, it would smell like pizza & puppy breath.

   Love and appreciate the effort, but we have to try harder,,, we are funnier than this.

   Ladies; Love is giving him the remote...to your vibrator.

   Love songs are liars.

   I love going to the gym. They have free internet!

   knows that my man really love me by asking him if he does while he's sleep talkin'. It works.

   You can't buy a woman's love, but you can buy a human heart... Seriously, go look on Craigslist.

   There's 8 letters in I LOVE YOU but there's also 8 letters in BULLSH!T!