love Funny Status Messages

   Bernie Sanders endorcing Hillary Clinton feels so much like when the girl you love starts dating the guy you hate most.

   It's hard to be a straight guy these days. I'm all for equal pay and treatment for women but I also love titties...

   Women and Cats: I've never understood why women love cats. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

   'Words can't even describe how much I love you' - Someone who just used words to describe how much they love you

   I'm pretty sure Facebook is marriage: lots of falling in love and zero sex

   Always tell your daughters they're beautiful, and you love them. There's enough selfies on Facebook already.

   I'm having a love/hate relationship with my antihistamines.

   "I love you! See ya in about an hour!" - Me talking to my beer.

   Bite marks, hickies, and scratches are love notes written in flesh.

   We have just enough Religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

   the only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath.

   Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it...

   I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

   the only thing women truely love is making their friends jealous

   Which is worse news this AM, Justin Beiber might have a love child or Herman Cain's believes China doesn't have nukes?

   to all of my FB friends: I love you all and you are fabulous! Except for you #78; you are just an ass. You know who you are so don't even try to fake the funk...

   I love Japanese noodles so much I'm gonna eat them the entire month and call it Ramendan.

   Anyone else love it when they text too fast that their phone can not keep up and when you are finished it looks like it is doing it by itself?! Or is it just me?

   Things to do: 1) Dig a hole 2) Name it love 3) Watch people fall in love.

   ahh young love.Full of promise,full of hope.Ignorant of reality.Not all guys can turn into vampires n watch you sleep at night..am jus sayin.