love Funny Status Messages

   If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, send them all their stuff they left at your place.

   Love isn't real until one of you is on meds.

   Marriage is Love, yet love is blind....Does that mean marriage is an institution for the blind???

   I'm never getting married. After learning another Bachelorette couple has split, I simply don't know what love is anymore.

   why is everyone in love with their hair these days? I hate my hair ..cause it's so FREAKIN AWESOME!!

   Who wrote the book of love? Who cares!? It was probably a woman that had unreachable expectations anyway.

   Luke Skywalker never found a girlfriend because he was looking for love in Alderaan places.

   I used to love to give pretend shots with a mechanical pencil

   Even as a baby, I was straight. I loved titties then and I love them today.

   I believe in the sun even when it's night time, I believe in love even when I am yet to find it, I believe in God even when he is yet to answer my prayers, I believe in heaven even when I have been to hell and back.

   You can post about your love of god on facebook all you want, but *I* remember your love of going down on random guys at frat parties. Amen.

   Endless Love: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

   Women always say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonald's outfit no one will even talk to me

   Its much easier to to turn a friendship into love.. then love into a friendship.

   If getting people to love you by dangling them over an eternal pit of hell fire is wrong, I don't want to be right.

   "I warned her.." -courtney love

   That's not a bald spot on top of my head! It's a solar panel for my love machine ;-)

   Waiting for someone to tell you they love you is like listening for windchimes in a hurricane.

   I love you so much that if I had to choose between the last bottle of vodka in the world and you, I would make a toast in your honor.

   Let's fall in love with each other but end up marrying other people.