santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   Before you mock children who still believe in Santa, remember there are still adults who believe everything they read on Facebook.

   Funny Christmas

   After Christmas

   Okay now that Christmas is over, I'm ready for summer!

   No New Year, No Groundhog, No Valintine, and now no New President. Holidays suck anymore.

   The neighbors are already putting up their Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving who have obviously been shopping in Walmart.

   Time to lose a little weight from the holidays with my guaranteed to work weight loss program that's called "Log Out of Facebook"