santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   No New Year, No Groundhog, No Valintine, and now no New President. Holidays suck anymore.

   The neighbors are already putting up their Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving who have obviously been shopping in Walmart.

   Time to lose a little weight from the holidays with my guaranteed to work weight loss program that's called "Log Out of Facebook"

   Santa said I've been so good this year that he put me at the top of his nice list.

   My parents have been attending their own personal Ugly Christmas Sweater Party every holiday season since 1984.

   Funny Christmas

   After Christmas