love Funny Status Messages

   THERE'S A TECHNIQUE IN LOVE: We follow the rule "Love one another" and if doesn't work, just swap the last two words, "Love another one"....

   Nothing says I love you like letting your spouse use all the hot water first.

   The key to a successful relationship is to love each other and make fun of the same things.

   I love my girlfriend! but my wife hate her.

   "Women are like cell phones, they love to be held, they love to be talked to, but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected,"!

   what did Micahel Jackson Love about twenty five year olds........there was 20 of em

   I would love to see Flo @ Progressive hook up with Mayhem @ Allstate. Their kids would be bright, shiny, bundles of conniving, deceptive, destructive energy!

   it is "Poke a CNA" week, they have it rough, let's show them some love...

   Some idiot just told me to "Take a hike" as if I don't love nature and finding inner strength through solitude

   I love going for walks in the rain. You can pee your pants and no one will be the wiser ツ

   My girlfriend came out of the shower and said "I shaved down there, you know what that means?" I said, "You're donating to Locks of Love?"

   Kindness, compassion, open mindedness, and unconditional love. That's my religion.

   I love school.......its the quizzes, tests, and homework I cant stand!!

   Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him.

   You say stalker, I say dedicated. You say psycho, I say nothing says I love you like a severed cat head.

   I'll never forget the first time my son said "I love you, Dad!" He was talking to the mailman, BUT how cute is that?

   Don't Lie To The Love Of Your Life ..... For The Hoe Of The Night !!!

   If you're a girl and drinks Vodka... there's a high probability, I love you.

   If you love someone who doesn't love you, means you are waiting for a ship at the airport!

   I wish I loved anything as much as some of you love to criticize & attack each other.