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Stop fcukin whining about being alone and lower your standards like the rest of us
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10-12-2015 02:01
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After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like "feeding the hungry" and "How to thank a loving wife"
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10-27-2015 02:47 by
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I don't want to brag, but I've been told by no less than 6 women I've ruined their lives.
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09-12-2013 11:13 by
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or the millionth time, yes Pandora, I'm still listening. What are you my wife?
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09-15-2013 07:20 by
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I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date. It's never going to make it anywhere near that.
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09-24-2013 05:59
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A scientist claims to have 100,000 pieces of evidence that Bigfoot exists. How about one, a f#cking Bigfoot??
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10-03-2013 15:34
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gaining weight when you are still owing me money is a sign of disrespect
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10-20-2013 07:30 by
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10 out of 2 people are dyslexic.
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10-21-2013 22:11
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Most of my Facebook friends look better as cartoons
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10-24-2013 17:38
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Drunk driving, sniffing cocaine, smoking crack, eating p ussy, drinking on the job, rendezvous with prostitutes...All in a days work for Toronto's mayor!!
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11-14-2013 21:17 by
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The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures.
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11-24-2013 09:17
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First rule of Vegan Club... Tell everyone.
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11-25-2013 07:49 by
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I met a woman on a dating site that said she was high maintenance when I finally saw her it looked more like she was in need of major repairs
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06-13-2014 14:07 by
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Some days you’re the Titanic, some days you’re the iceberg, and some days you’re the guy who jumped off and hit the propeller on the way down.
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08-03-2014 19:10 by
@uxbridgeguy
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still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk
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10-15-2014 21:39 by
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well how long before we see KC Royals World Series shirts on the news during an ebola segment in Africa. ...
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10-29-2014 23:45 by
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I wish I had kim kardashans talent of not having any talent and making money off it.
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11-12-2014 01:34
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My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside.
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12-16-2014 07:30
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If Homer Simpson were a Democratic Congressman from Springfield, Ohio, he’d be “Homer Simpson (D-OH)"
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01-15-2015 17:31 by
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Who knew rock bottom was so crowded?
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01-17-2015 10:59
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