life Funny Status Messages

   Unless life also hands you water and sugar, that lemonade is gonna damn suck.

   As I lie here on my hungover bed of death, I shall re-evaluate my life and consider sobriety ...Tomorrow: repeat

   The stupidest, ugliest Presidential campaign in my entire life: House of Cards meets Sharknado...

   life is short…smile while you still have teeth

   Pizza+Coke+Double Chocolate Fudge=Life is good!!;)

   Bless the millions that will be attending the March for Life in DC today, with our President.

   Your life would be sweeter if you spent more time around those impressed by you, not those you have to impress.

   Don't take life too seriously. Sometimes you have to learn to laugh at yourself. If not call me, I'll be glad to laugh at you :D

   just pressed the REFRESH Button of her life, and Wowww it feels great :D

   Charlie Sheen get $25,000,000 settlement to not work? I did something seriously wrong with my life

   You know you've made wonderful choices in life when you're proud of yourself for not being drunk before lunch.

   No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.

   I always wonder what things went horribly wrong in someone's life that led them to buy a hotdog at 7-11.

   So Not Paying Your Child Support CAN cost you Your Life!

   u have twitter?-yes- facebook? -yes- tumblr? -yes- blog?-of course- life? I opened an account but I don't really use it!.

   My life is everything I don't tell you.

   If you're skinny already why the heck are you trying to diet ? What are you trying to lose ? Your life ?

   No matter how long you have been together, it's completely okay to walk out of someone's life if you just don't feel like you belong there anymore.

   when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry,show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile!!

   Pro life tip: I've found the best way to avoid my life ending from a police officer is to continue being white.