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i would give you a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, then tell you that I will love you till the last one dies...
I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters
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09-29-2015 21:40 by Aaron
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Ghetto Word of the Day: DECIDE. Usage: “My boy Trey is fronting like he love his girl, but errbody know he got a couple of chicks on decide”.
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08-13-2011 15:31
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You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them until they become afraid and give in.
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11-21-2010 10:45
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The less you know about someone, the easier it is to love them.
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02-18-2014 13:13
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I wished I loved anything as much as white folks love saying "gracias" in Mexican restaurants.
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09-08-2013 08:16 by Czovczov
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One should always be in love, this is the reason one should never marry
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05-10-2010 04:55
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Girls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be.
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12-08-2009 17:44
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I Love The Taste Of Water...Especially If It Has Barley,Yeast,Hops,and Sugar Added To It and Left In A Little Dark Brown Bottle In A Cool Celler For A Few Months.
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03-22-2013 17:20
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It's really very simple; I will love you unconditionally as long as you just do everything I say.
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08-13-2012 00:57
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I know its true love when I like you even when I'm sober.
I love it when someone takes a good joke and make it even better. Keep it up guys.
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11-21-2013 23:49
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First time I married 4 love. I've learned my lesson. Next time it's all about sex and money, but mostly sex.
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12-26-2013 14:40
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I totally love and fully respect that you're a little bit slutty
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07-09-2014 08:13
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Mom, you know I love you, but I am not adding you on facebook.
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08-17-2011 08:15
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Paul Revere had a time capsule. They opened it up after a couple of hundred years, and guess what they found? A stack of love letters from Barbara Walters..
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01-08-2015 21:37 by Mark M
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You see son, when two girls love each other very much they have this CUP…
Just gunna stand there and steal my fries...? But thats alright because I love your massive thighs...
Describing a woman as "Fine" evokes a certain mental image. Describing her as "Fine as Frogs Hair" evokes a completely different image. For example Courtney Cox is "Fine" but Courney Love is "Fine as Frogs Hair."
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09-09-2011 13:57 by JBabcock
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You call it the love of your life, I call it a bottle of liquor.
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01-09-2014 12:15
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