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My favorite way to ruin a romantic evening is by coming out of the bathroom naked and singing Love Boat until the waiter asks us to leave.
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08-27-2019 10:53
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Love games although I hate scrabble, I hate scrabble so much I can't put it into words. Hate is a strong word... hated is stronger... worth more points.
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01-22-2018 23:57
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My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.
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06-22-2016 17:13
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Love hot yoga because it's over 100 degrees with someone yelling at you. It's like growing up Italian in Florida.
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07-25-2016 22:11
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I show my coffeemaker the same love and affection you show your soul mate. And mine doesn't talk back.
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09-15-2016 06:38
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Does anyone know the name of that Jennifer Aniston movie? You know. The one where she plays a quirky girl who untimately finds love in the end?
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09-15-2017 11:46
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If you love something set it free because you’re intolerable and love is a prison
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04-16-2018 02:13
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Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats--taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup.
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12-11-2019 13:29
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It's snowing! And I think I'll go outside now for 30 seconds to take a selfie so all my Facebook friends can see how much I love the snow.
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02-20-2020 08:01
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Me: Magic 8-Ball, will I ever find true love? Cantaloupe: Maybe if you lay off the drugs.
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08-26-2019 12:36
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Ever wake up, look in the mirror, and wonder why Courtney Love is in your bathroom?
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04-08-2018 11:05
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Yo Bi%ch, you hate your parents so much that you have to post it on Facebook. Orphans cry hearts out to have such loving and caring parents. Love your Parents.
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02-08-2014 22:44 by BEGO
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Don't you love when you put a load in the dishwasher and it swallows?
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08-25-2012 17:41 by allie
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Whitney Houston may always love you but I will not! Not after you slept with my sister
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06-28-2010 18:49
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Dear gas prices, I love it when you go down on me. Sincerely, pretty please?
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03-09-2011 02:09 by @DonSixx
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A short list of things I seem unable to care about: vampires, shows about vampires, actors who play vampires, love lives of vampire actors.
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08-03-2010 13:55
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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught...
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11-22-2014 16:32 by eengrms
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Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
I love the Macys Thanksgiving day parade. Where you can watch your favorite stars lipsync to their hit songs!
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11-26-2009 10:44
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At 3 years we say, ''Mommy I love you." At 10 years we say, ''Mom, whatever." 16 years we say, "My mom is so annoying!" At 18 years we say, "I'm leaving this house." At 25 years we say ''Mom, you were right''. At 30 years we say "'I want to go to Mom's ho
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09-26-2011 20:53
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