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The fact that Jay Z scored Beyonce tells me we all have a shot at love, no matter what we look like.
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04-08-2014 14:48
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3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.
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07-25-2011 22:58 by BEGO
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Vampires will only truly love girls four days out of the month, period.
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08-21-2011 22:18
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3 ways to die early. smoking = 5 years early. alcohol = 10 years early. loving someone who doesn't love you = you die daily.
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01-26-2011 09:27
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All of a sudden I love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
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04-22-2010 16:23
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I use to be in great shape until I fell in love... Damn!!!
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08-20-2010 13:16 by @steady
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When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff..
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12-03-2011 20:49 by g0re
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"I only like you as a friend, but I'm not going to tell you until you fall in love with me, because I want to break your heart." - Women
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02-13-2014 12:22
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I love it when the one actually insane person in the office says, "call me crazy, but.." Because we totally DO!
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08-16-2010 15:27
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I love my smile! It's best though when it's reflected back on the faces of others!
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06-16-2013 07:53
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Please let's keep it private on Valentine's day this year with the "I'm so in love!" posts, as some of us are single here.
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01-27-2021 10:35
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George Lucas is going to remake a Country & Western version of Star Wars. The theme song will be called "Looking for Love in Alderaan Places."
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06-28-2018 08:13
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I'd really love to see you tonight....no, really.....leave your blinds open!
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10-12-2015 00:56
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have I told you lately that I love you....? No? thats because I can't handle your miserable, twisted, soul destroying face anymore! Oh and by the way....I'm telling someone else I love them while you pack!
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07-18-2010 08:45
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It ain't rocket science folks, women LOVE douchebags.
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04-02-2013 14:54
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We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help us to find the right person!
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04-18-2011 19:13 by BEGO
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When someone yells STOP, I don't know if it's In the Name of Love, it's Hammertime, or that I should Stop, Collaborate, and Listen.
Love's redeeming work is done. Fought the fight, the battle won. Death in vain forbids him rise, Christ has opened paradise! Alleluia he is risen
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04-08-2012 08:28 by flinnie
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