trump Funny Status Messages

   Breaking New's: Trump Admistration set to announce Bernie Madoff as IRS Commissioner....

   In the spirit of Mother's Day, the worst mother ever has to be Donsld Trump's mother.

   The North Korean President is just meeting with the US President..He suddenly stood up and said . I Don't need this Crap.. .I'm going to the bathroom for a Trump...

   White house report: Trump to pardon himself this week........ oh ! My mistake, it's a real turkey to be pardon.

   I'm so pumped for Trump University 2: University of Truth. Registration starts today!

   .8/14 8:06pm Trump tweeted: Feels good to be home after 7 months. WHAT?

   I bet you Trump pronounces the country 'Niger' with an extra "g" in the middle.

   I kicked my five-year old son out of the house because he didn't want to worship Trump. How dare he not want to worship the man who is greater than Jesus Christ. I have no son!!!

   He's Trump, not Moses. He can't part waters. Blaming him for the Texas flooding is complete nonsense.

   I'm all for minorities being able to vote, as long as they vote for Trump.

   Happy Mother's Day to my sister for having my kids......some Trump supporter maybe....

   But Donald Trump is greater than Jesus Christ! If you don't think that, then you're nothing but a traitorous RINO!!!!

   Ivanka Trump announced she got the vaccine shot. This means, no matter what I believe, I have to get the shot too or else the Trump family will hate me.

   I don't care how obese Trump is, I want his mushroom deep inside me.

   In Canada, we start the New Year with resolutions. Trump starts with delusions.

   S&P 500 best day since 2008, and Trump doesn't know what he's doing??? Go away, 'crat puppet.

   There's a lot of anti Trump babies in here!

   If your neighbor happens to have a Trump/Vance sign in their yard, be a good neighbor and make sure you check on them! Sometimes its too late to notice mental health illnesses until it's too late!

   Supreme Court sides with Trump. Get the illegals outta here.

   Amazing Fact: Donald Trump has been shot at more times than Tim Walz.