trump Funny Status Messages

   The North Korean President is just meeting with the US President..He suddenly stood up and said . I Don't need this Crap.. .I'm going to the bathroom for a Trump...

   In the spirit of Mother's Day, the worst mother ever has to be Donsld Trump's mother.

   White house report: Trump to pardon himself this week........ oh ! My mistake, it's a real turkey to be pardon.

   I'm so pumped for Trump University 2: University of Truth. Registration starts today!

   .8/14 8:06pm Trump tweeted: Feels good to be home after 7 months. WHAT?

   I bet you Trump pronounces the country 'Niger' with an extra "g" in the middle.

   I kicked my five-year old son out of the house because he didn't want to worship Trump. How dare he not want to worship the man who is greater than Jesus Christ. I have no son!!!

   I'm all for minorities being able to vote, as long as they vote for Trump.

   Happy Mother's Day to my sister for having my kids......some Trump supporter maybe....

   But Donald Trump is greater than Jesus Christ! If you don't think that, then you're nothing but a traitorous RINO!!!!

   Ivanka Trump announced she got the vaccine shot. This means, no matter what I believe, I have to get the shot too or else the Trump family will hate me.

   I don't care how obese Trump is, I want his mushroom deep inside me.

   Amazing Fact: Donald Trump has been shot at more times than Tim Walz.

   If your neighbor happens to have a Trump/Vance sign in their yard, be a good neighbor and make sure you check on them! Sometimes its too late to notice mental health illnesses until it's too late!

   Trump 2023 because it isn't possible either. LOL

   Inflation: Payback for all that free Trump money. Happy weekend!

   How does Melania Trump get ready to dance and strip on stage at her new job? She does a line of coccaine.

   Trump Soup: Start with lots of nuts, add some Tweeted mistruths, heat and spin until it is a laughing stock. Discard any creditability before servng.

   We need gun control we almost lost Trump