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Being in LOVE is like Being DRUNK. No control over what you do.
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04-24-2011 23:23 by BEGO
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I love bald men with no dress sense that make me feel bad about myself....I swear I will marry one...ok?
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08-16-2010 15:45
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I just don't understand my next door neighbor. She keeps going on about how she'd love to be a contestant on a reality show, but she went mental when she found out I'd put cameras all over her house.
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way you tighten and loosen mmm..NEW SHOES
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01-09-2011 01:29
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I love running my fingers through my girlfriend's hair. It's also a great way to let her know we're out of napkins.
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12-29-2013 12:52 by BB
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We Found Love in a Swollen Face - Chris Brown ft. Rihanna
Girls fall in love with what they hear... Guys fall in love with what they see. That is why girls wear makeup, and guys lie!
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01-27-2013 23:40 by Eddy
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My bud just updated his Facebook status: "I love my girlfriend so much. You are my world xxxxx." I wonder why her name's encrypted.
When my girlfriend and I decided to make it official, I told her: I have to tell you, before we met, I was... well...promiscuous. Oh cool she exclaimed. I love Greek mythology.
I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever
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02-17-2012 18:02
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April Fools Day is a good day to confess your love to your crush. That way you can save face and say "April Fools!" if they reject you.
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04-01-2020 09:37
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Things to do.. #1 dig a hole #2 name it love #3 watch people fall in love
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05-27-2018 00:26 by @DJPhatJ
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Love is always giving more than you can spare.
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11-10-2011 09:48 by flinnie
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I love haters! they're always thinkin of me!
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07-18-2010 22:07
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the only time love comes before sex is in the dictionary.
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11-25-2009 14:16 by fefe
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MARDI GRAS!!! Because who doesn't love pancakes and tequila!!!
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03-08-2011 11:37
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I would love to be a fly on the wall at this restaurant because it looks like the flies are having some kind of party on the wall!
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11-30-2012 11:34 by Huck
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Love doesn't cost a thing but it can leave you bankrupt.
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01-06-2015 12:34
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Love is blind but marriage will open your eyes real quick.
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01-07-2015 08:01
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It's hard to pretend you love someone when you don't, but it's harder to pretend you don't love someone when you really do.
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