trump Funny Status Messages

   The only way I would jump off the Trump train is if I find out he had sex with Hillary.

   Trump Anxiety Disorder covered by Obamacare?

   Dear Rioters, This is not Toys R Us where you can throw a fit in the aisle until you get the toy you want. This is an ELECTION. Hillary LOST. Chanting Fu#k Trump and burning flags WILL NOT change that. You are only proving WHY t

   Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.

   Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!

   I watched the news reports on what was going on in Chicago!!!! I had no idea Trump won the playoffs!!!!

   If Trump and Hillary are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean, who survives? America. America survives.

   So is every room in a Trump hotel now a presidential suite?

   "How can I possibly be losing to this guy?"......... *every Republican presidential candidate not named Trump

   It turns out Liberals are "Latinophobes" .... You ever notice how they always say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected? Why don't they ever say they're moving to Mexico? Yup ... Latinophobes!!!

   Those people that preach Peace and Tolerance to others hate Donald Trump so much that they take time out of their busy day to go and beat up his supporters.

   As a parting gift, Trump should give all Americans moving to Canada a bottle of Trump vodka.

   Donald Trump accuses Hilary Clinton of taking performance enhancing drugs for their last debate. Some jokes just write themselves. lol

   I find it fascinating that the Media always has a hard on to ask Ivanka Trump about how HER father treats women .... BUT for some reason NO media outlet whatsoever ...... NEVER asks Chelsea Clinton that. .... Curious isn't it.

   President Trump shouldn't send Hillary Clinton to prison... He should appoint her as the Ambassador of Libya... You broke it, you bought it!!

   The real reason Trump has fired so many people is, he really likes eating their going away cake.

   Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.

   Went to Starbucks this morning ordered coffee and told them my name was Trump. When my coffee was ready they started yelling my name. 4 out 5 people in the store started crying. It was hilarious....!!!

   If Hunter Biden's name was Hunter Trump, the media would be killing him right now...

   The more people mention Trump, even in a joke, the more publicity he gets. Thanks for fueling the Trump Machine.