snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Dear Mr. City Plow Guy, I'd like to actually go to work in the morning so for a change can you maybe not make another Giant Ice mound at the end of my Driveway? For an added bonus could you use some salt on my road instead of just flatting out the snow.

   You think you've got problems? I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning.

   Well they put enough sand on the roads to where even if it doesn't snow it will still be a change of scenery and look like a beach .

   Global Warming must be true, it seems a lot of snow flakes are melting this year.

   Everybody in Chicago is moaning about the snow. Um it is winter and it is Chicago, what dou you expect? Sunshine and lollipops?

   Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...

   "Son, when I was your age we had to walk 50 miles uphill, in the snow with no shoes just to find out if hot, local singles were in the area"

   We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car.

   My biggest fear is getting a murder hornet stuck in my facemask as I shovel snow Saturday morning in May.

   Eskimos have over thirty words for ‘snow.’ That’s nothing, my wife has over 100 words for ‘F - off I’ve got a headache.’

   Wondering why everyone says "I'm not worried about ME driving in the snow. It's all the idiots out there." At some point, someone has to be that idiot.

   Britain: The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.

   What a lovely winter we're having this spring.

   David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared 4 nuclear attacks from North Korea. David we weren't even prepared for snow in the winter

   I hope snow storm Jonas doesn't bring his other 2 brothers

   I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow White's heroin addiction.

   would never hit an elderly person... but old man winter is really pushing his luck!

   Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air... Don't do dope, kids.

   Next person that asks me "Is it cold out?" after I walk inside with my winter coat on, gloves, hot and a red face is going to get thrown outside in the snow and locked out.

   My “we had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school” story will be about taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.