"new york" Funny Status Messages

   You can take the New Yorker out of New York, but you can't take the New York out of the New Yorker.

   The heat wave continues! It's so hot in New York City that the Statue of Liberty was asked to blow out her torch.--Joan Rivers

   Just read that Bill Belichick talked to the Red Sox today. Topic must have been: How to lose to New York.

   Hey, guess what me and Rudy Giuliani have in common? We both can't practice law in New York.

   A New York animal shelter is seeking donations of Viagra to treat a pit bull. I'm thinking that this is going to be one of the most frightning animals on the planet.

   Too bad the Coronavirus doesn't act like elections. Mostly those who'll get it are in New York and California.

   I’m what the New York Times once referred to as “an acquired taste…like bleach.”

   A New York plastic surgeon has announced that he is creating “vacation breasts,” which are implants that would last two to three weeks. That’s amazing, isn’t it? Who gets a three-week vacation?

   Flooding in the Carolinas is God's wrath on New York/New Jersey transplants for thinking they can assimilate with hillbillies.