trump Funny Status Messages

   I wonder how Donald Trump would feel if some entitled billionaire playboy grabbed one of his daughters by the P word.

   An intruder at the White House? Perhaps Trump should start with a garden wall before biting off more than he can chew.

   Can someone tell me the exact crime I need to commit at a Trump rally to get put on house arrest because legally having to cancel plans sounds incredible.

   It took George W. seven years to tank Clinton's economy. Now, it took Trump three years to tank Obama's economy. Best president ever!

   Anyone who thinks Donald Trump represents God has a very low opinion of God.

   why didn't you discuss paymet of the wall Mr Trump? SOFTENING!

   Donald Trump insinuated that his election game is so “Trump tight”, that his supporters would let him get away with murder so that he could become the next President of the United States.

   I am wondering what type of Easter eggs they are eating this weekend at Trump rallies....

   Trump was missing from Miss Universe contest. Did El Chapo's escape have anything to do with it, being a mexican?

   Damn! Trump really hates the LGBT community. I don't remember any president openly come out as a bigot and proud of it.

   Quiet Riot is putting the band back together! First stop, Trump convention.

   If all other countries are fighting the Coronavirus, while Trump is fighting the China Virus. Is he really lying when he says he doing the best?

   "That's one small step for man ... One Giant leap for mankind" .... Melania Trump

   After a news briefing outside the white house. trump and president Macron walked away holding hands. What's up with that

   How long do you think Tomi Lahren will wait to start sending nudes to Donald Trump Jr?

   Trump spent ten minutes complaining about Pearl Harbour until an aide pulled him aside to explain that China and Japan were two different countries.

   Donald Trump is having Tim Tebow speak at the Republican National Convention. I'm confused. I thought he didn't like losers.

   I can't wait for tomorrow when Trump will officially be president again. Love to see those libs cry.

   My factory job was shipped to China, my new job can't pay the Bill's, I can't afford college and my current government blocked my healthcare. But I always vote for Trump so everyone gets a gun. That's important to me!

   Look out ladies, Donald Trump might be single soon as Melania isn't happy with her husband.