trump Funny Status Messages

   Biden won. Get over it, Trump weirdos.

   Hillary Clinton has been on more private jets than Donald Trump ..... and hasn't paid for a single one of them ...

   Trump is a living embodiment to an erection that lasted more than 4 hours.

   Apparently the Russians also have very compromising material on Trump which they are ready to release if Trump decides not to play ball with Putin.

   Trump is like the Charlie Sheen of the political world .... WINNING!

   Message to Trump: Before you begin your outreach to minority voters, how about stop calling blacks "the blacks"?

   When people simply scale the fence to the White House it really goes to show just how utterly pointless Donald Trump's border wall will be.

   Chicago built a wall to keep Donald Trump out. lol

   You know you're brainwashed when Donald Trump and FOX News have you convinced that the FBI are the bad guys and Russia are the good guys.

   Donald Trump has been running his pie hole for the last four months. And this has been one of the warmest winters in years. Coincidence?

   I would give a billon dollars to hear the audio of Donald Trump & Kim Kardashian attempting to have a policy discussion about prison reform.

   Donald Trump is Making America great again, one riot at a time

   Don't forget to tutn your clocks forward to eliminate one hour of the Trump presidency.

   If you're friends aren't making fun of you, they aren't really Trump supporters.

   I am who I am. I'm weird, I'm lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random and stupid stuff like fellow Trump supporters do. But, I like it that way.

   Trump gets criticized for wanting to boink his own daughter, but dam, I want to boink her too.

   Hillary is working with her aids to beat Trump. Meanwhile, Bill is working with his doctors to beat A.I.D.S.

   Has anyone considered that Trump might be a Galaxy Note 7?

   How long until we find out these tents and cages are made by Trump or a friend of his?

   Donald Trump announces huge border wall with Canada to prevent Melania from pouncing on Justin Trudeau.