friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   ...... Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

   and God said, "Let there be Friday" ..and the devil said, "Let there be beer"

   Not to worry Obama will fix everything while he's on vacation in Rio this weekend......

   Forget a dislike button, I'd rather have a 'This makes me want to punch you in the back of the head' button. Especially between now and tomorrow when 96% of you will have the exact same status. New Moon is out or reminding me it's Friday.

   Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

   WOOHOO!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Wait a damn minute, I'm working 7 10's, every day is a god damn Monday for me.

   Why is it that one who smokes marijuana is automatically a pothead, but one who drinks every weekend isn't a drunk?

   ITS Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!

   Friday night: 7pm. The annual Peter pulling contest will be at St. Taffy's. Everyone welcome.

   Hey Carl, know what day it is? It's Friday. Woot woot. Suck it Carl.

   Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.

   Somewhere, Somehow a guy is with his "girlfriend" spending his payday money, but last weekend she couldn't be with him bcoz she told him she was "sick" or something

   I still haven't set my clock forward and refuse to acknowledge the time change. I'm not losing an hour of my weekend

   Had a great past weekend at Myrtle Beach with my girlfriend. She only caught me looking twice at women on the beach... The bruises are almost gone....!!!!

   The only thing Martin Luther King ever did for me was get me a three day weekend.

   the first rule of Sam's Club is that you will not admit that you were stupid enough to go there on Black Friday

   Fatass Quanicka ruined Casual Friday for every this past Friday......Sh e wore shorts

   Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

   The only good Black Friday is the one with Chris Tucker and Ice Cube!!

   jumping as high as possible so he can take a sneak peek of Friday's preview.