trump Funny Status Messages

   The Trump administration has removed endangered species protections for parrots. Polly hates a cracker.

   Can we vote Justin Trudeau as President of the United States?? He's more of a celebrity than Trump is.

   Trump: I'm not the man I was for 60 years anymore. Reporter: when did you change? Trump: Thursday

   You might be a trump supporter if you go to a family reunion looking for a wife.

   One of Kim's buddies called Pence a dummy, so Trump cancelled the meeting. Not making that up. That literally happened. This is middle school-level drama.

   Breaking: President Trump to meet and discuss foreign policy with the cash me outside girl

   Putin controlling Trump is mildly entertaining but the Muppets are still my favorite puppet show!

   why is there a trump filter and not an oblablah filter

   Trump said he would get rid of NAFTA in his 100 days in office. Now he says he's not going to scrap it afterall. Does this guy actually knows what he's doing???

   Id rather have Covid-19 than Trump-2020

   How does a Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Hot.

   "Why is trump so hard on fake news? After fake news is what got him elected.

   If Trump fails to win the Presidency, perhaps he should apply to be the next Grand Wizard of the KKK.

   Want to know how many idiots there are in America? Just count Donald "Hillbilly" Trump supporters.

   Sesame Street fired 3 of its human actors. Don't say Donald Trump didn't warn us about good American jobs going to Muppets.

   So...this new show called The Wall. Is this what Donald Trump was talking about the whole time? Advertising an hour long game show about Plinko?

   I'm beginning to think Donald Trump is considering gathering all of his Vice Presidential candidates together in a secret place and have them fight to the death to prove their loyalty?

   I have an agressive hickey on my shoulder from a Trump supporter and it actually hurts. Please help!!!

   My goal in life isn't to become famous or powerful like Donald Trump, my goal in life is to make enough money to eat whatever I want....

   If you travel to Mexico Donald Trump will require you to help pay for the wall.