nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be play Football instead!!

   If this aint the most ghetto-est NFL Superbowl ever.....

   Hey girls,the best time to give a blowjob is when there's a football game on TV. It sounds like 50,000 people are cheering for you.

   Beto is like the guy that gets cut from the High School football team and says now he's going to join the NFL

   Thinking they need to make pro football and basketball coaches wear uniforms like baseball coaches do.

   We get it, ESPN. The superbowl will be cold, you don't have to remind us every 5 minutes.

   A man's New Year's resolution of no sex, no beer,no football,no nights out with the guys and no porn started today. He just got married..

   I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!

   It's like my Fantasy Football players aren't listening to a single word of the speech I gave to my TV.

   the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try dribbling a football

   what does the Vikings football team and the Metradome have in common? They both collapsed under pressure this year

   all of a sudden everyone is a football expert

   Why do football players wait until the last 5 minutes of the 4th quarter to play with any real intensity?

   He left his fantasy football open and I rearranged his line up by how hot the players are. That’s how the fight started

   Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets.

   No NBA this year?! Great! I don't like watching overpaid athletes in baggy shorts run up and down a basketball court anyway. I'd rather watch overpaid athletes in tight pants run up and down a football field or around a diamond.

   I was discussing NFL football with a friend when he asked ‘When was the last time the Redskins had a decent season?’ I replied ‘I think it was 1491, the year before Columbus discovered America.’

   Penn State located in Happy Valley and they play football in Beaver Stadium....I so did not see this SEX Scandal coming.

   hears there may not be any football in 2011, and would like to thank the Dallas Cowboys for preparing us with no football in 2010.

   ust heard that half the French football team wants to throw up their hands in defeat and give up on World Cup while the other half of the team wants to join the Germans.