Friday Funny Status Messages

   Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.

   Watching Friday 13th - a load of awful make-up, on brain-dead 'zombies'. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".

   Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.

   Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.

   Black Friday is America's version of Running with the Bulls!

   not a Paraskevidekatriaphobic!!! Happy Friday The 13th everyone!!!

   why dont gas stations have black friday specials

   Someone came up to me and said "T.G.I.F. Thank god its Friday!" I replied "S.H.I.T. Sorry hun,it's Thursday."

   Mon :( Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :) Friday :D Sat ^.^ Sun -_-

   I feel like I'm livin out the movie friday in this damn recession.... Got cereal, no milk.. Got ham, no bread... Got koolaid, no sugar FML

   Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?

   dear Friday, I'm ready..

   Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up on brain-dead zombies. Oh wait. Sorry, wrong channel. This is "The View".

   OK now I feel bad.... just saw muted footage of rioting in Egypt...and thought it was file footage of Black friday in the Wal Mart parking lot......

   It's Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for 'em.

   says Happy Friday @ 5:00 pm! If an ice cold, tall, 22 ounce Miller Lite is wrong, I dont wanna be right...

   I saved $983.54 on Black Friday. I stayed home watched TV and didn't shop.

   I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.

   Ferguson is going to kick off their black Friday shopping events with the Darren Wilson verdict.

   Black Friday? Don't they already get February?