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Pro tip: Fall in love with someone who will treat you how Kanye treats Kanye.
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05-01-2016 20:50 by snotty
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This Friday, Finding Dory will be release in theaters as well as Season 4 of Orange is the new Black on Netflix. One is about the adventures of a lost soul in a sea of fish searching for love. The other is made by Pixar.
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06-14-2016 13:27
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When I'm bored I like going to down to the train station, making eye contact with someone as the train pulls away and then chase after it while yelling "I LOVE YOU!"
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12-15-2016 07:15
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Don't listen to Billy Joel's piano man. It turns out that making love to your Tonic & Gin will get you thrown out of the bar.
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09-22-2016 11:09
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Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?
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01-26-2021 11:21
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There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
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03-15-2011 04:04 by RoN
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You'll know it's real if I still love you when I'm sober!
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11-22-2012 13:30
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you know I love you like a fat kid loves cake.. But i'm on a diet
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05-13-2011 23:20
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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7. He replied "I still love Vista, baby".
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11-04-2009 10:32
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If two past lovers remain friends, it`s either someone is still in love, or someone is still hoping for a second chance.
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07-31-2011 22:42 by BEGO
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Losing someone you love so much is painful but losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much is the worst.
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09-27-2011 00:55
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Chicken pot pie.... the three things I love the most
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09-21-2012 21:43
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Another year about to be in the past ~ a few ups & downs ~ some you remember ~ some you forget ~ New Year ahead ~ Dreams to Collect ~ I wish you all a New Year that is full of happy times, great memories, good health, contentment, and most of all LOVE ♥
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12-31-2010 08:01 by Kristi F.
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Make love, not war. Hell, do both, GET MARRIED!
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06-05-2010 12:53 by CJ
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I love the holidays. A time when people are supposed to be more nice and caring, actually become bigger a$$holes than they are the rest of the year.
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12-16-2011 06:54 by Mick F
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I've outsourced my LIKES, Birthday wishes and comments on your post and pics to a firm in India. So if Sanjay isn't showing you enough love, please let me know right away.
There has been a surge in patriotism. These terrorists haven't learned a damn thing. They just don't get it. If they piss off Americans (as they have) our love of country and eventually our wrath will be nothing but awesome.
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04-18-2013 14:40
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If you love me, let me know. If not, please take the $20 and finish the job.
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01-23-2011 23:45
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I love you so much that there's almost no chance I'd use you as a human shield against a Navy SEAL'S attack.
I love cornbread. Not as much as the woman next to me who has "CORNBREAD" tattooed on her arm... but I love it nonetheless.
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