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Love starts with "You are different" and ends with, "You are all the same".
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10-29-2011 07:46
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The love of Money is the root of all evil.. For more information,,,, send $20 to me.
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02-29-2012 07:19 by snotty
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It cost me $0 to cut you off and believe me, I love free stuff...
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08-13-2020 16:51 by Gabe
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Whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell. Like I love you so much I'm gonna get the Government involved so you can't leave....
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04-28-2016 15:47
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I love the phrase "boobie trapped" I mean, who doesn't like to be trapped by boobies????
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07-30-2013 16:12 by Indy Dave
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Girls fall in love with what they hear, Boys fall in love with what they see, that's why girls wear make up and boys lie.
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05-07-2011 04:26
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Tell her you love her hair, her eyes, the way she wrinkles her nose...and get laid this weekend.
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08-31-2012 03:59
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Guys don't post stuff like ☆ BEAUTIFUL☆ FATHER☆ AWARD ☆ on eachouther's walls with the whole ˙·٠•●♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♥●•٠·˙ crap after it. We show each other love by posting, "Dude, you're an A$$!"
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05-11-2011 20:34 by Mike M
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I love it how doctors show you pictures of smoker's ugly lungs and non smokers healthy lungs when technically both sets of lungs came from DEAD PEOPLE.
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02-24-2014 06:22 by Jiffy Pop
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There's someone out there for everyone. Don't worry if you're alone, your true love is just having sex with someone else right now.
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07-01-2012 15:01
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...Justin Bieber is new spokesperson for Proactiv. No wonder he has his hair combed forward. His forehead must look like Courtney Love's ass.
Jeremy Meeks the hot convict set to get a $100,000 per month modelling contract. While with my college degree, I'm expected to earn in a year at the PEAK of my future career. I love how our society glorifies violent criminals when honest, hard-working peo
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07-08-2014 23:05
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You think you love your family but suddenly there's three of you and one remaining slice of pizza.
Prince and Sheena Easton never did tell us who won the World Series of love.
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02-18-2012 06:22 by flinnie
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If you love someone let them go, if they come back..... YOU leave, so that the "bleep" knows what it feels like. :)
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08-22-2013 20:25
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I never understand women. One minute they love guys who play the guitar, one minute they are chasing me out of the women's restroom.
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06-22-2013 14:04
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My wife: you wanna watch Glee? Me: you know, I'd love to but I was gonna drink battery acid and teabag a poison ivy bush..
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05-26-2011 07:37
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Gotta love Facebook. I can update my status, post pictures and even chat with numerous people.....and nobody knows I'm not wearing any pants.
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02-27-2012 19:48 by K-Mac
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Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall.
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01-31-2011 09:21
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My friend said that he and his wife wanted to swing by this weekend. I said we'd love that. I hope he didn't mean they wanted to swing bi.
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04-02-2015 09:26
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