trump Funny Status Messages

   Getting exercise by marching is Trump's new healthcare plan . What an idiot

   : trump the me, me, me, it must always be all about me and only me president.

   Trump is cool because he doesn't play by the rules, and says what he wants. Cruz is shunned because he didn't play by the rules, and he said what he wants?

   There's like nothing stopping any of us from booking a room at a Trump hotel and canceling 24 hours in advance.

   "The summit meeting went so well that putin is thinking of letting trump be president for another four years."

   The deplorables have been busy breeding right under our noses and now their populations is out of control, thats why Trump won.

   Trump looks like the rich dad on Law and Order whose son accidentally strangles the hooker.

   Trump is totally that Chucky doll all grown up and running for President. Here's Chucky, Here's Trumpy!!!

   A 30 second super bowl ad cost 5 million dollars. Trump said that's crazy, 30 seconds only cost me 130 thousand.

   Halloween costume idea #27 Ronald McDonald outfit, suit jacket, and Red Wig comb over…Ronald McDonald Trump!

   I wonder if Donald Trump's cell phone has comb-over minutes

   Trump: We all have that one special person whose presence just instantaneously angers us.

   Republicans can now use their Trump (made in China) ties to hide their erections for the next four years!

   Russia lodged a formal complaint with the United Nations over a U.N. official's condemnations of Trump. Proof that Trump is Putin's puppet.

   Trump surely kept your whiney ass from being run down today. Youre welcome.

   If you think the Dems worked with the entire world on a “new hoax” to take down Trump, then yes I think you are stupid.

   Trump for some days has tried to please Isr aiel for rele gious motivations. And I'm not re ligious to give a...

   Oh where oh where can the server be? .... Oh where oh where can it be?..... trump wants the server and he wants it now.... Oh where oh where can it be?

   This might be the first time in history a husband can justify porn in his browser history. Thanks, Trump!

   I was microwaving my lunch at work today ant three Trump supporters accused me of spying on the President.