trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump and Spicerhave spent the last two months with their fingers crossed behind their backs.

   Trump for president!! Come on pple!

   Melania Trump homemaker tip: When sorting your laundry, don't forget to separate your deplorables from your coloreds.

   Beyonce has more African American people in her belly than Trump has in his cabinet.

   Trump has been divorced three times. From: 1) Ivanka. 2) Marla. 3) Reality.

   Solution to the health insurance problem. Change the title from Obama care to trump care and trump will want to keep it.

   Trump University's Most Popular Majors: 1) Lying. 2) Cheating. 3) Stealing.

   Trump is qualified because he runs successful businesses? Kim Kardashian is a reality star that runs successful businesses also.

   Donald Trump met with Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto this week, so Trump can tell him how great the Mexican food is at Trump Tower.

   Trump promises all Americans a free bag of Skittles when he's President.

   Hey, To all of you folks planning to move to Canada because Trump won the Presidency ..... I hope you're fluent in the metric system and rich enough to pay 2-3 times the price of booze here in the US.

   I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits, that's why I am voting for Trump.

   Ivanka Trump is writing a new book called "Women Who Work: Rewriting The Rules Of Success." Rule number 1 is having a wealthy, powerful father.

   North Korea tests new rocket engine. Donald Trump phones Kim Jong-un and leaves stern voicemail stating, "Me no likey."

   Did Trump's physician say he would be the fittest President in history? If anything, he might be the fattest President in history.

   Report from the White House: Trump is so depressed right now, he doesn't want to be peed on.

   If Donald Trump represents Christian values, those values mean nothing.

   A good way to revoke an endorsement of Donald Trump is to grab it and take it from him without his consent.

   Well ... Considering his past record ... My biggest worry about Donald Trump is that ... even if he actually proves to be a great president ..... I am still very concerned that he could still leave us for a younger, prettier country...

   Getting exercise by marching is Trump's new healthcare plan . What an idiot