trump Funny Status Messages

   I'll admit, if Trump eliminates the MS-13 gang, he will have gained my respect. Trump better not deliver a false promise!

   I guess Prince Harry realize that Trump can't make the royal wedding great.

   Trump's RNC is like the episode of Kitchen Nightmares where the guy that never worked in a restaurant bought one, but with a country.

   For the record, we voted Trump in, because we're sick and tired of being poor, right? That's why I voted for him.

   If Trump is AIDS in human form, then Obama is the a$$hole he got it from.

   How do you piss off a Trump hater? Remind them that only two presidents in history were ever impeached and neither got kicked out of office because of it.

   Black Lives matter to Donald Trump. His words not mine.

   I wonder if Trump will make the aliens pay for Space Force?

   The mexicans said to Donald Trump "estás despedido, estúpido idiota"

   Mexico's president says that there is "no way" his country would ever pay for a wall between it and the United States. We are now waiting for Donald Trump's stupid response to this....

   I just voted for Trump just to make SNL funnier.....

   NFL doctor's may have a new term for head concussions. The Trump syndrome.

   Ben Carson endorsing Donald Trump is like Ambien endorsing Cyanide.

   Trump's lack of empathy about Puerto Rico is staggering.

   BREAKING: Trump considering growing a funny little mustache.

   Bernie vs Trump way better than Hillary vs Trump. Help people see that without insulting them tho lol

   I am sure hope this John Miller guy whoever he is, former spokesman to Donald Trump, becomes the Vice President nominee on the Republican ticket this year.

   ... No people .... Trump did NOT pick El Chapo to head the DEA!!

   "Winter is Coming" -Melania Trump

   Even Donald Trump's previous marriages lasted longer than Brock Turner's prison sentence.