trump Funny Status Messages

   Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else at the Trump rally.

   everytime a news organisation asks either Trump himself or one of his children on any network, they always start with...Well Hillary did this...! GIVE US YOUR POLICIES MR TRUMP instead of shifting the blame.

   Sorry I was so happy about David Koch kicking the bucket. Next time I'll try and be more tactful, like Trump was when McCain died.

   People that are voting for Trump because Clinton is a liar are the same type of people that smoke Camels because Marlboros cause cancer.

   Trump said the Iran agreement was the worst deal ever...... Guess he forgot his $130,000 deal with Stormy

   Merck Pharma, Intel & Under Armour's CEOs all walked away from Trump after the Charlottesville incident? What the heck is going on?

   7 earth-like planets have been discovered nearby, with growing fear of illegal aliens, Trump has decided to turn his wall into a dome.

   few people know that "trump" is a Russian word meaning "tiny handed buffoon who can't close the deal."

   Quote from my 13yr old daughter, "I'm glad I don't live where Trump lives! He's an idiot! He's even dumber then our President!" We live in South Africa.

   Oh wait, Donald Trump has a bible! Lets vote for him! He is legit!

   "Where was obama during the san francisco earthquake of 1906???" - Trump supporters

   "At least Trump is entertaining." - people who entertain themselves by pulling the wings off of butterflies

   Mexico announces it's found 6 new oil deposits in Gulf of Mexico. Trump now wants to add a huge door to his wall.

   If your friends aren't making fun of you, they aren't really true Trump supporters.

   Wonder if Donald is going to borrow money from Vladimir Putin to pay for Trump University lawsuit.

   Trump tells GOP lawmakers they need to respect the wishes of the people that got them elected. I think he means the Kremlin.

   Trump is spending the entire day today fishing. For compliments.

   Meh,,, I guess I'm not against Hillary Clinton taking a drug test?... I'm MORE concerned about the GOP taking a drug test for allowing Donald Trump to be the nominee.

   Hillary correctly predicted the rise of white supremacy under Donald Trump. Just saying....

   Sorry there will be no April Fools day prank coming out of the white house. They already did by putting Trump in office.